my mind! My poor fragile mind!!!

AAAAaaaarrrrggggggghhhhhh

as twisted as that is it would still be pretty funny.

 

Twisted stories are funny! I mean, somethings are just 'Oh Dear Lord, no!' twisted and then there is, 'Wow that is wrong but still funny' tiwsted.

Besides, I wouldn't be able to write an HP fan fic even I tried! You could pay me and I wouldn't be able to write one.

 

lesbian female harry

Well, since i strated reading harry potter fics i ´ve been interested in this kind of fic, unfortunately i ve found very litle fics with a lesbian female harry, some of the fics strated with a lot of promise, unfortunately when the story continue at the end its a fic with girl harry draco or snape, i´ve just found two female harry fics with another girl :

Flowers (Femaleharry + Pansy) by lady cyulebra
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1998273/1/

and

Power (Female harry + luna+ posible oc) by alienyouth
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3379644/1/

if someone knows of others please post the titles and links

 

I would yell at you for minor spelling errors and not making a introduction post but by reviving an old thead with new life for a reason gets you + rep instead.

EDIT: I take it back. All Back. No gold star for you.

EDIT 2: This is horrible. I jumped the gun stupidly in praising you.

I can't believe you linked to this.

 

Kamui2015:
1) Learn to spell - your spelling/grammar is atrocious.
2) Post an introduction in the forum labelled "Introduction"
3) Don't necropost. Just don't. Ever.
4) Don't post cheesy links that seem to be Power Rangers crossovers (I thought these had all died horrible, cheesy deaths...)

Oh, and Dark Monarch - you should know better than to award rep before reading a fic .

Aekiel

 

Woe is me to have made such a noobish mistake. I feel like a fool to have acted so blindly! Woe is me!

 

Don't worry, we're laughing at you anyway

 

Well, since this thread has been revived, and I'm genuinely curious, how goes the fem!Harry/Daphne smutfic Amersion and Surarrin?

 

What does your post do to improve on this disscusion bio?

 

Pot. Kettle. Black.

 

Surarrin appears to have lost all interest in Harry Potter, thus leaving me mostly empty handed.

If anyone would like to take the project, I'd be happy to advise or even take a minor role in writing.

 

I'm tempted to. Dear GOD am I tempted to, but I think I'd probably end up dropping it halfway finished.

I'd much prefer a fem!Harry/Tonks, anyways. Tonks = win.

 

someone find us a picture of a Tonks/Luna/Fem!Blaise/Padma sex scene! If that's not inspiring, I shall call to question your masculinity.

 

I tried, but the best I could find was Tonks/Blaise/Luna/Pavarti... It's just not the same.

 

Y'know, funniest thing about that fem!Harry/Luna Power Rangers crossover... I was so bored that I kept reading it until it completely twisted Harry into noting more than a mary sue OC. At that point even BOREDOM couldn't keep me reading it - the asininity (asinineness? asinine nature? whatever, I don't care if it's not a word) of it just became too great for me to stomache.

I still think my old idea of having Harry summon a demon - inadvertently getting a succubus - for power, would be a funny way to turn him into a girl. You know, succubus devours his soul, and births him as a new succubus, and all that. (Of course, it would then have to be followed by a series of madcap adventures, and sexy leggings, leading up to Harry getting the girl of her choice, and they live happily, and sexily, ever after.)

Maybe someday I'll even get off my ass and WRITE it.

Heh. Like THAT'd ever happen...

 

Either way, somebody better write something - otherwise Void will describe in detail about how much his balls hurt.