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This or That; The Mature Version.

Discussion in 'Flash and Spam Games' started by Jon, Dec 21, 2006.

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  1. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Dec 23, 2006 #21
    Choosing the suicide option this time (I figure we have one or so every 2 pages).


    A crack-addicted hooker who's been with 20 clients in the previous hour.

    or

    Ginny
     
  2. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    Dec 23, 2006 #22
    Ginny, hands down. I'd hit that vagina all night long baby. I don't understand, anyway - she's the equivalent of "the most boneable chick" in high school that everyone jacks off to in the shower. Canon-wise, anyway.

    Frodo Baggins or Samwise Gamgee
     
  3. Yarrgh!

    Yarrgh! Pirate King

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    Dec 23, 2006 #23
    Sam, he's already submissive to 'Master Frodo'. God knows what these Hobbits get up to on lonely Samhain nights :p

    And yeah...Ginny >_> She's not 'the most boneable chick',. that'd be Cho/Patil twins, but she's far, far better than a crackwhore who's 'serviced' 20 customers in the past hour.

    So...

    The Balrog...or the Witch King of Angmar? Err...assume that the Balrog won't burn your willy off :p
     
  4. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Dec 23, 2006 #24
    Of course the Balrog - we'll perform some really hot stuff.

    Ork or Uruk-Hai?
     
  5. k_writer

    k_writer Groundskeeper

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    Dec 23, 2006 #25
    Uruk-Hai. Less slimey than Orcs.


    Blow job from Ali G


    or

    Borat?



    EDIT: In a famale's case, going down town.
     
  6. Son of the Forsaken

    Son of the Forsaken Third Year

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    Dec 24, 2006 #26
    I choose suicide--Hangs self from ceiling--

    Now the question is:

    Madam Rosmerta(sp?) nude

    or

    tonks nude

    (personally I'd choose both:))
     
  7. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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    Dec 24, 2006 #27
    Everyone knows I have a Rosemereta fetish, so I'd have tonks change into her. :)

    Padma or Parvati.
     
  8. The Dark Lord Squash

    The Dark Lord Squash Denarii Host

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    Both or course.

    Fem Blaise or Daphne?
     
  9. Socialist

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    Daphne ftw.Blaise doesn't do much for me.

    Alysson Hannigan

    or

    Charisma Carpenter
     
  10. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Both in a threesome. (But Alysson Hannigan doesn't exist :p )

    Hermione Granger or Lisa Simpson?
     
  11. Socialist

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    Hermione

    Huzzah?! Alysson does so exist.Willow doesn't :>

    Lily Evans

    or

    Lily Potter
     
  12. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Dec 24, 2006 #32
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  13. Quidam

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    Dec 25, 2006 #33
    Boy.

    Gandalf or Voldermort.

    I am getting murdered for this one
     
  14. Kiklo

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    Dec 25, 2006 #34
    Gandalf

    Vash or Lord Ravenclaw :D
     
  15. Yarrgh!

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    Dec 25, 2006 #35
    Dude...both, of course. Just for viewing, though. It'd go like this:

    Vash: *rapes*
    Raven: Caw!
    Vash: No, no, no...cawk!

    Okay...lets try not to repeat these, eh?

    You've already got the lovely TinnTam. Now...kekeke Bloodlust or Silent to join in? :p

    /me flees already, no point in running after me!
     
  16. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    Isn't Silent the "Kinky Wench"? ;)

    Harry on the bottom

    or

    A blowjob from Snape?
     
  17. david9

    david9 Banned

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    Snape, because he'd probably kill me afterwards so I wouldn't have to live with myself.

    Grawp or The Squid or Aragog?
     
  18. Quidam

    Quidam Guest

    Dec 25, 2006 #38
    I'd have to say Grawp. Fucking animals is a no-no.

    Raped by Fred Weasley or chained up by George Weasley?
     
  19. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Chained up - if it's done with stainless steel.

    Cool steel on bare skin ... mhmm ...


    Canon!Daphne or Surarrin'sPerverseFantasy!Daphne ?
     
  20. Inquisition

    Inquisition Canadian Ambassador to Japan DLP Supporter

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    Are you fucking kidding? Surry's!Daphne FTW!!!!

    Do I realy need to explain why?

    Right, a recently used blow up doll of Snape

    or

    A frequently used picture of Dumbledore?
     
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