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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

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  1. Phantom of the Library

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    Jul 2, 2016 #1541
    Fleur in the streets, Bill in the sheets.

    Do I win?
     
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    Jul 2, 2016 #1542
    Hedwig in the streets...

    'Draco y Charlie' in the sheets.

    And a plot bunny is born.
     
  3. H_A_Greene

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    Jul 2, 2016 #1543
    Molly in the streets, Riddle in the sheets. So... protective and then off-the-deep-end kinky? I'm okay with that.
     
  4. Poytin

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    Jul 3, 2016 #1544
    Voldemort in the streets, Fred in the sheets. Lol.
     
  5. Odran

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    Jul 3, 2016 #1545
    Bellatrix in the streets, Hagrid in the sheets.
     
  6. Oment

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    Voldemort in the streets, Remus in the sheets.

    Not sure that's good, given JKR's lycanthropy-is-an-analogy stance. :sherlock:
     
  7. Wynter

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    Jul 3, 2016 #1547
    Hermione in the Streets and Bellatrix in the sheets.

    Weird mix
     
  8. Stan

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    Jul 3, 2016 #1548
    Tom Riddle in the streets, Oliver Wood in the sheets.

    A murderous psychopath by day, a sports-obsessed maniac by night.
     
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    Jul 4, 2016 #1549
    You mean, very intent on polishing his broom.
     
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    Jul 4, 2016 #1550
    Padma in the streets, Parvati in the sheets.

    As an identical twin, this gets added lols.
     
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    In that case, George in the streets, Fred in the sheets.
     
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    Cold, stiff, and smells like decaying flesh?
     
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  15. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    This makes me want to write a fic where some Harry Potter female (let's just say...Daphne Greengrass) is the reincarnation of Margaery Tyrell.

    She'd be terrified of the floo since she was a small child and her reason to pursue Harry would be much more straight forward.

    "The odds that my mother-in-law would arrange the death of me and my family are vastly diminished if I pursue Harry."
     
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    Jul 8, 2016 #1557
    Apparently I'm Parvati in the streets...
    And Parvati in the sheets.

    No surprises, but at least I'm consistent.

    I kind of wish one of them had been Padma, just to keep people guessing.
     
  18. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    Jul 8, 2016 #1558
    [​IMG]
     
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    Jul 8, 2016 #1559
    At least we now have a definitive mental picture for Durmstrang Harry.
     
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    Jul 9, 2016 #1560
    For the s[tr/h]eets thing, I got Neville in the streets, and Snape in the sheets.

    So I guess I'm a sexual Batman?

    At which point I'm just Blackman by MattSilver (plz write moar Blackman)
     
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