Sesc we need your vote very badly

 

you're not my real dad!

 

It's basically over...9000!

 

Go to bed, Sesc.

 

This is pretty dumb. Please do better tomorrow.

I wish I could use more colorful language than that.

I hope I wasn't supposed to claim

 

Grandad it turns out

 

I figured someone wouldn't, but I'm missing too much info to feel otherwise.

 

You're off by several degrees of magnitude citric

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Such derp. Such clear.

Wow.

 

Day One Ends!​

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Unfortunately, you're all too busy standing around the village fountain casting suspicious glances at each other to really notice the sun shining and the birds chirping.

Fuck sunshine, there are witches to kill, seems to be the prevailing attitude in the village.

Eventually, as the sun starts to go down, a few of you start making less and less subtle remarks about heading to the pub, so you decide you might as well rope someone up to a lamppost and kick our their legs.

"You know, they say in every group of friends, there's at least one person who's capable of murder," says [#1 POSITION OF LYNCH WAGON GOES HERE]. "I suspect it's Delphine, so let's kill her before she can cause any harm."

People seem to think it's a fine idea indeed, and Delphine is dragged up to the noose kicking and screaming, protesting her innocence the entire time. A few of you feel bad about it, but there are drinks to be had and it's getting dark.

Meanwhile, Mallorean Thug is off in the corner frantically hugging a panda. It's super uncomfortable. The panda doesn't seem to mind, though. It looks like Mallorean Thug and the panda are becoming fast friends.

As Delphine's feet stop spasmodically twitching (because of her gruesome death - you monsters), you all amble into the bar for a night of drinking and carousing and passing out in your beds. Don't worry, nothing bad will happen after you pass out.

Probably.

Flavor courtesy of Newcomb.

Delphine has been lynched!


Day End Vote Count
Delphine (votes) votes
Other people (less votes) votes

With 13 alive, 7 is soft lynch, and 10 is hard lynch.

Day End Lump, the Friendly Panda Elect
Mallorean Thug (votes) votes
Other People (less votes) votes

Lump Elect is decided by plurality.


Mallorean Thug has gained the trust of Lump, the Friendly Panda!


Night One ends in 22ish hours!

 

filler filler filler you forgot to insert all the names where I left blanks in the flavor filler filler filler filler

 

Day Two Begins!​

Hungover and bleary-eyed, you stumble into the village square, ready to begin the day's task of hunting evildoers until you get bored and/or lazy and/or thirsty.

Mallorean Thug skips into view, arm-in-arm with Lump the Friendly Panda. You collectively and silently decide that the less said about that, the better.

Delphine's body is gently swaying in the breeze, and someone suggests that it should probably be cut down before it starts to become all smelly and gross. "Where's The Waco Kid?" someone asks. "He's got a ladder, I think."

"Probably still asleep," someone answers. "I personally saw him shotgun six beers last night."

"Let's go wake him up with the Ritual of A Thousand Ice Cubes."

(Your town is a little odd, if you haven't already figured this out.)

You mosey on over to The Waco Kid's house, and find the door wide open and an All-Seeing-Eye painted on it, in blood.

"Man, Waco gets up to some really dark shit when he's drunk," says one of the slower members of the village.

You enter Waco's house, open the door to his bedroom, and discover...

The Waco Kid has died in the night!


Livelist

Atum
Bill Door
Citrus (r. Reaverb Tau)
Fontisian
Jan
KaiDASH
Mallorean Thug
Sesc
Snowvon
Tom
Weiyaoli


Daystart!

Day Two ends in 72 hours - July 13th at 6:00 PST/9:00 PM EST

Day Two End

With 12 votes alive, it will be 7 to soft lynch, and 10 to hard lynch.

 

Hey guys I gotta go reread.

My number 1 scum is actually leeroy, my number 2 scum was just killed and I got info I need to reflect on.

Bye.

 

My number 1's still alive!

Vote: Sesc

 

Alright, how does this work?
Cop outs thug if he's scum, stays silent otherwise?

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Also good morning. Or evening or whatever.

 

Yes.

But Mal is town, because of fucking course he was.

 

Hi font, sorry I took the Lump from Tom, who would have been a better check.

But I wanted the vote.

And uh, I play badly under pressure. Getting rid of the pressure for the rest of the game was also nice.

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Still 10 to hard lynch.

Yeah, I'd like wagons to be Sesc vs Wei today, unless somebody else has a better idea.

Day2 Vote Sesc

Delphine was probably town, given that I'm alive. And worldbuilding for the hedge world is always a good idea anyways.

 

Why sesc?
/ten

 

Mal, are you going after Sesc /because/ it's a hedge world?

 

No, I'd probably be going after him if Delphine was scum too. Hadn't thought about it too hard. Ima reread and think about it more if nobody else is around to chat.

I just honestly didn't expect to live through the night without angel protection.

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tom, put a vote down. Seriously
Atum, Have you caught up yet?