Sorry, I've been trying to let the wild claiming (both of roles and that the game was solved, we obviously just needed to lynch x) calm down so I could look at the plan, make sure fonti wasn't somehow leading us off a cliff.

 

Vote: kai

See you all post-game

 

Alright then.

Unvote
Vote Kai

 

Not sure where I am on.

Let's go full circle .

Vote Kai

I think Typhon can still be scum .. We'll see what happens.

 

Hi, we're 1 vote away from hard lynch.

I don't have anything else I'd like to add toDay. If anybody else does though, I'll unvote.

Otherwise, somebody should hammer.

 

I think the dead thread says we can just end this.

 

It's not ending here unless scum win.

Though you're probably uninterested in hearing that from me.

 

I was talking about the end of the day but w/e

 

If you don't mind waiting for like 4 hours, I'll do my reading and then end it myself if I don't catch anything out of the ordinary. I'm not opposed to lynching Kai regardless, though, and I'd like to think a better player would have worked out any fuckery by now, so it's w/e.

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Okay, finally did the required reading. Think this ends, really hope tom doesn't go ham with soup if its him instead. Sorry about the delay.

Lynch Vote: tom

 

Typhon, you have failed me for the last time.

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Typhon

Dude.

 

Loool, yeah, sorry, I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. Had just typed up a ton of notes and it all ran together I suppose. Thanks for mentioning it (sorta, you could always be more gentle )

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Unvote
Lynch Vote: Kai

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Really wish I could have edited that first one, the world will now forever know my shame.

 

Day Three Ends!​

It's not even dark yet, but a foul mood has overtaken the town. Things are a bit tense. Even Lump the friendly panda is casting suspicious glances everywhere.

"I'm sick of this, let's just kill KaiDASH," says someone.

KaiDASH walks calmly and collectedly to the noose and starts tying it around his neck.

"Kill the WITCH!" scream the townsfolk.

KaiDASH seems strangely unconcerned as the howling mob descends on him.

"This is your idea of making town great again?" he asks, mildly, as the life is choked out of him by angry townsfolk.

The villagers retreat to their beds and fall into a deep slumber, lazy and placid, hoping for another uneventful night.

Flavor courtesy of Newcomb.

KaiDASH has been lynched!


Day End Vote Count
KaiDASH (votes) votes
Other people (less votes) votes

With 11 votes alive, 6 is soft lynch, and 9 is hard lynch.


Night Three ends in 24 hours!

 

Have some filler while I stare at where I inexplicably voted to lynch tom and not Kai.

 

Game Over !​

It is not an uneventful night.

Bill Door is up late, practicing his war cry in the mirror.

"Leeroooooooy *cough* - no, that's not right." He musters up another lungful of air. "LEEEEROOOOOO - "

There's a knock at the door. Bill Door opens the door (heh) and finds a steaming bowl of soup.

"Free soup, cool," says Bill. He takes a nice long drink.

Bill Door has been killed in the night!

Meanwhile, across town in the church, Citrus is busy reciting the holy words to himself. "I'm the Priest. I... am, the Priest. I'M the Priest." He looks down at his white robes. "I really am the Priest this time, I guess."

A door creaks open behind him.

"Who's there?" says Citrus. "Look, if that's a witch outside, you should know that I'm the motherfucking Priest all up in this business."

A dark shape materializes behind him, grabs his head, and force-feeds him a witchy, soupy concoction.

Citrus has been killed in the night!

At the bakery, Jan is busy making some delicious pies. He hums a Germanic folk song to himself - probably something about children being horribly murdered because they didn't do their homework - as he finishes off yet another scrumptious pie.

"You know who'd really like this?" asks Jan to himself. "My good friend Tom. What an upstanding Judge he is. He's just the best."

Jan makes his way over to Tom's house, and opens the door.

"Tom, I baked you a..."

The words die in his throat as he sees Tom, in a hood and black robes, his hands gripping a giant wooden spoon and stirring a bubbling cauldron.

Jan backs up slowly. "I'll just... be going then."

Tom's eyes twinkle a demonic red as he steps forward.

Jan has been killed in the night!

___

Tom, his goat feet clicking on the cobblestones, his demon tail swishing in the breeze, hums a jaunty tune as he sneaks up to Mallorean Thug's house.

"Come out, come out, Mal," giggles Tom. "I've got some delicious soup for you."

Mal's window is unlatched, and Tom scrambles into the kitchen. Mal is there, snoring gently, asleep at the table.

Just as Tom is about to pour soup into Mal's snoring mouth, he hears a noise behind him.

It's a huffing, wheezing noise.

Lump the panda looks down at Tom with coal black eyes. Eyes without pity.

It's never really quite set in just how large and terrifying Lump is. "Lump the Friendly Panda" is all well and good, but when you're all alone with him in a room late at night and you were just caught trying to force-feed his best friend poison soup...

It's not going to go well for you.

The next few seconds are very loud, then very messy, then very quiet.

Mal wakes up, blinking his eyes slowly.

"What the actual fuck."

The rest of the village - sans those slain in the night - bursts into Mal's room, attracted by the commotion.

Lump just sits there, his white fur stained red, beaming at Mal. What a guy, that Mal.

He's always got the best treats.

Tom the demon has failed to soup Mallorean Thug as the Acolyte!

The witch team of Delphine, Silver (r. Sesc), and Tom has been eliminated.

Which means...

Town Wins!
​

Quicktopics: http://www.quicktopic.com/share?s=mzxw


Thanks for playing, everyone, and a special thanks to Typhon, Silver, and Citrus for replacing in!

And a very special thanks to Newcomb for the amazing flavor!

 

Babe. Von was the acolyte.

 

Yeah, you were fucked there tom, although really me as the gambler was a gimme.

GG all.

 

That's the last time I follow fontisian's lead.

 

Snowvon played amazingly as the Acolyte. I wish I could see his QT thoughts though.

Where's tom's gif?

 

Can someone pastebin, uh. Every single QT worth reading for me?

 

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did i have the rest right?

1. bill door the leeroy
2. citrus the priest
3. jan the clown
4. mallorean thug the acolyte
5. typhon the gambler
6. atum the graverobber
7. fontisian the vigilante

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was almost sure vaimes was dob. :/