More rules

-Harry should not be picked as the "Son of Magic". Nor will Magice be a living thing. It is power. Power is only there for the wizard to use. Preferably to kill Snivellus and Mal-fuck.
-G-d will never take a personal interest in Harry. nor will G-d be in the form of a human....especially in the form of the Weasel Bitch.
-Any stroies that feature "Ginny" as the main female counterpoint to Harry must have all "Ginny's" renamed as any of the followig: Weasel Bitch, Gin-fuck, Weaslette, etc.

 

what do you think about the idea of a sentient hogwarts?

 

Just imagine all the things she's seen. What to do, what not to do, hell she would make one hell of a Madame teaching her champion the ways of pleasure.

...okay I got carried away...I blame Surarrin

 

And becoming his girlfriend?

Really though, interesting idea, but as all interesting ideas go, they can be twisted into evil, unholy monstrosities.

 

Surarrin, you have exceeded my expectations is awesomness. Plus rep just for that hilariously wicked story idea. Flesh it out and put it in the Challenges section.

 

Okay

Right, and why do Magical lice do his bidding. Why can't it be ants or cockaroaches or something? Why hurt the lice...what did they do to you? Otherwise great idea.

 

Suggested rule:

A passing reference of Hogwarts being in ruins after 'awesome' battle between Voldemort and Harry Potter will not be acceptable. Unless explained how such an incredibly magical castle that supposedly withstood the test of a thousand years could be destroyed by Voldemort and his deatheaters.

p.s. Just a peeve, I've seen so many stories start out with Harry standing over Voldemort after vaporizing him with pure love, with the backdrop of Hogwarts in ruins. I think the old girl deserves a little more than five words. Heck, I'll even take a moving eulogy.

 

- No repressed magical race will fawn over/serve Harry just because he doesn't treat them like shit. The rest of the wizarding society hates them, and the feeling is mutual, even encompassing saviors of said hated race.

 

No matter how he is portrayed in canon, Harry is not an idiot. Therefor, if, by some archaic law of magic, he is forced to marry someone against his will, he will remember that marriage only lasts "so long as you both shall live." To reference nonjon, Advada Kedavera is both cheaper and faster than divorce.

 

Are those like the demon cockroaches from Order of the Stick?

 

So what you're saying is that Goblins are not vicious warriors, they're bankers?

 

I would like to submit the following for consideration:

-Harry Potter may not gain obscene amounts of power by any sexual acts being performed on him, or his performing any said acts on another person.

ADDENDUM: It may be possible for a female to have a small increase of power by carrying the almighty Potter seed. We don't have to worry about the men, see Potter Laws X and XVII. Especially Potter Law XVII.​

 

There is a story that uses the concept that, it's an Azkaban, God Harry story where he cares about magic but not the wizarding world. Harry potter and the power of apathy or something.