And her trusty sidekick, SPELLING WHORE.

... and our guest star today, WTF BOY.

 

Dracom Alfoy ey? New character maybe?


Pureblood In Muggle's Clothing by Daizy Blackrose Of Slytherin reviews

What happens when Rebecca J.Masterson a fan of Harry Potter & fanfiction authoress makes a wish. What if that wish came ture & more.....
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13464 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-17-06 - Published: 7-26-06​

Well I don't know what would happen if her wish came "ture" but I can guess what would happen if it came true... MARY-SUE.. maybe another Tara?!

 

Poter Sues by xXxSatansSexyGurl666xXx
this is a venge fic
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-28-06 - Published: 12-28-06​

Some reviews consider her to be a troll. Her stuff reminds me of bloodywrist666.

She complains about the livejournal "Pottersues", a livejournal dedicated to MarySue bashing:
http://pottersues.livejournal.com/

 

Holy shit, where did you find that!? Huh, seems like something for the awesomely bad to me... and she's one to talk about being illiterate.

Eh, sorry, I have no contribution at the moment.

And I think I left a particularly stupid flame for that one World posted.

 

[8. Olive by tongzoen

Olives the death of mankind.
Complete - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1007 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-28-06 - Published: 12-28-06/quote]

So true, so true...

[15. Gryffin High: Freshman Year by Ruler of Glowiness reviews

It's Ginny Weasley's first year of high school and things aren't going as planned. She's run into two obnoxious prats who are little on the weird side and Dr. Snape, the Chemistry teacher who finds it fun to give Ginny dententions, but only on Wednesdays.
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3945 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-28-06 - Published: 11-24-05/quote]

Sounds like a kinsfire set up

[8. Olives by redremwhoozie

Vernon Dursley & Peter Pettigrew. Written for a 'challenge'. [R&R]
Complete - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 0 - Updated: 12-28-06 - Published: 12-28-06/quote]

Ewwwwwwww.... who would request THAT.

 

Ok, I get that preteen fangirls like the actors in the movies and imagine them together.

BUT

Who in the name of Hades' hound would request a Vernon Dursley/Peter Pettigrew

 

I think that may actually be the same guy behind bloodywrists666, or failing that certainly someone inspired by him (I refuse to believe that bloodywrists really is the preteen fangirl he writes as, and is instead a troll posting flamebait just for the responses)

There are some very sick people out there HC, never forget that. Actually, as a general rule for the internet in general and fanfic in particular, no matter how sick or twisted or deranged whatever utterly utterly horrible pairing, situation, encounter or whatever else you manage to come up with, someone else has come up with it first and got off on it. Somewhere, somehow, there's someone out there who jerked off to The Office.

And speaking of people who were dropped on their head a few times too many when they were kids, lets take a look at some of the worst offenders on FF.Net today!

I'm sorry, you appear to have chosen the wrong category for your writing. You seem to have accidentally uploaded it to the Harry Potter section, rather than into your recycle bin where it belongs. Please rectify this error as soon as possible.

But... FAMIB!

Because, according to Smokey the Bear, only she can prevent forest fires!

Presumably, since it says right there that she ended him, he would be a zombie. (I'd say vampire, but that's hardly difficult to imagine). Actually, he's someone nobody could imagine? Obviously, this can only mean he is secretly Carrot Top in disguise.

and thus, in a dramatic reversal of the normal trend, Draco found himself *being* paid for sex. He realised that looking effeminate was in fact his one marketable skill, and now runs a 'wand polishing' service in one of the dingier corners of Knockturn Alley.

Of course he's not. Has the author learned nothing from the first 6 books of sinister somethings happening at Hogwarts? When this stuff happens, which it inevitably does, the only people who will *ever* solve a mystery occurring on or near Hogwarts are Hermione and Harry, because everybody* else is clinically retarded. The only way Snape would be pivotal to this process is in the cluedo/clue sense; 'It was Severus Snape on the Astronomy Tower with the Killing Curse' for example.

*Except for Luna, but she's not likely to be much help for entirely different reasons.

The curse in question is evidently the dreaded 'Pisces Auratum' Hex (Yep, that's bastardised Latin for goldfish.)

Because this wouldn't be complete without the obligatory "But that's OK, because so are my fanfics." quip.

He is Buckbeak.

Well, I'm done for now, I may or may not return and do this some other time. I'm sure that horrible thought haunt the nightmares for a few of you tonight, so my work here is done.

/Vayneout

 

Y'know, I have no clue whether this fic is good or bad, but this summary doesn't really make me want to find out.

 

It's a hatehate relationship reviews
A story where my maniac friends go to hogwarts, bwahahahahaha! My spelling is not wrong it's just imaginative. Enjoy! not slash!Review, don't review, send a message, whatever floats your boat.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 27759 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 7-6-06 - Published: 12-10-05

His spelling is imaginative! Yay! I think my brain exploded.

 

I very nearly put a summary here from a fic written by someone who is a very proeminent poster on this forum. Thankfully, I looked at the author's name just in time before posting it, otherwise I fear what might have happened.

 

I though Draco Malfoy was the one with the Grey eyes.

 

Don't let that stop you. If they're around here, odds are they can take it and from the sound of it, they need help with their summary.

Mocking members here is a very good thing.

Mean-spirited bashing, not so much. Though that goes for people who aren't members either.

 

For some sick reason I just read this thread all the way through, and now I have a splitting headache and my eyes are burning slightly. These summaries hurt me.

 

That's what happens when you look at some of the most despicable writing on FF.net for so long. Try going through the awesomely bad thread.

 

I just found one of the worst MagicalCreature!Harry stories I've ever seen.

Edit:
Found another one...

 

Hell yes, Im confused. Now STFU.


These summaries hurt... they truly do.

 

Time Will Tell reviews
A magical clock, time travel, adventure and romance. A new novel length DracoHermione fic...NOMINATED AT 'HE HAD IT COMING' GO AND VOTE!
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Action/Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9317 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 1-2-07 - Published: 12-9-06

Why? I'm seriously considering mass murder.

Look at these:

Better Things to do with a Candy Cane reviews
Draco shows Hermione that you can do more with a candy cane that just eat it. PWP
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 12-23-06 - Published: 12-23-06

....

When the Moon Hits Your Eye reviews
A lovely gruesome Halloween DracoHermione oneshot. Contrary to popular belief, Draco Malfoy had not become a Death Eater. What he had become was something much much worse...
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1027 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-31-06 - Published: 10-31-06

When a white glob hits your eye, it burns.

 

1. The Ice Prince and the Fire Goddess by Gr8 Black Raven reviews

Draco and Ginny get into a huge fight and get detention with each other for 1 month. Plus, 100 points taken from each house. They each have new found powers of Fire and Ice. Will they fall in love? Draco's task, two meddling frineds, and two jealous loves
Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Action/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27296 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 1-2-07 - Published: 10-30-05

I'm sorry, I was unaware of the fact that Draco qualified for the title of 'Prince', while Ginny qualified for the title of 'Goddess'. Now, if by 'Prince' you mean 'Prince of Ferrets/Most Hated Character' and 'Goddess' meaning 'Goddess of the Whores' then you're probably spot on. =P

 

What can I say? I really don't want to.

 

This person has to be the most apathetic author I have ever come across. She didn't even HAVE a summary!

Edit:

I just found this one. The author used some very strange methods of getting one's attention.