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Official funny pics 4 teh win.

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Aug 20, 2013.

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  1. Ash'Ura

    Ash'Ura Totally Sirius

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    I love how all the adults in the rooms are just laughing it off while the toddler is freaking the fuck out. What did they think would happen if they put a snack size human in front of an apex predator?
     
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    That is not the reaction I would have to a lion trying to eat my kid.
     
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    Saw this on reddit.

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    No time to explain!
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    God damn cupping is so fucking ridiculous.
     
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    Not exactly sure what that has to do with my distaste for pseudo science nonsense.

    If I need a Gold Medal to think cupping is bullshit, do I need a Tour de France win to criticize homeopathy? Am I allowed to say waving chunks of quartz about peoples "chakras" doesn't cure cancer, or do I need to win at Wimbledon for that?


    I'm sorry your idol has been conned by a snakeoil peddler, but I'm not sorry admitting that offends you.
     
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    If Phelps thinks the minor increase in blood flow from skin bruising will somehow help him be a better athlete, more power to him. I used to have a soccer coach who said good athletic performance is 50 percent skill and 50 percent positive mindset, and I've generally always found that to be true.

    Also, awinarock is there some sinificance to Nazi piglet that I'm missing?
     
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    I think it's more to do with Piglett being a classically shy and innocent character. At the start of the joke you think he's a victim but by the end you realise he's a Nazi and it's the sudden flip which provides the humour.

    That'sthejoke.jpg.
     
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    Apparently, in the Swedish translation of Winnie the Pooh, Piglet is called Nasse which is slang for Nazi. Or so Reddit says.
     
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    Another good one from the same artist. Can't recall if it has been posted here or not.
     
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