uh..... the tangent on my left.

How much caramel could one eat without throwing up?

 

5 lbs.

Who invented the plastic tip at the end of a shoe lace?

What do you call the end of a shoe lace?

If a bus leaves every 15 mins. and you just missed it, whens the next one?

-Void

Oh yeah! Answer all those to win a prize....

What is the prize?

 

wikipedia.org with a sense of self satisfaction for the prize.

Does anyone give a fuck about answering trivia questions but Herman?

 

The plastic tip thingy is called an aglet. It was invented by Elijah McCoy. For some unknown reason he didnt make a lot of money from this.
The shoelace ends in the binder(aglet).

If you are to believe Murphy's Law ..... you will never cause the bus

The prize is getting to be Hary in Thal's fic.

To Deathtehfluffbunnies's question. Sadly There are people who would answer each and every inconsequential thing even if that doesnt gain them anything.


The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick. How was Amerision involved?

 

Through the ass.

Where's the white go when snow melts?

 

The white goes in my mouth cause I ate it.

Why is there no snow where I live?

 

'cause you ate it all

Why does school have to be so goddamn pointless?!

 

That is the point of the 'SCHOOL'.

In the movie "Dumb and Dumber" who was dumber?

 

The one on the left.

Why is the world round?

 

Its not it is geoid.

Will Dark Lord Squash ever change his Avatar?

 

Looking doubtful.

Why does Hawaii have an interstate highway?

Why are there braille buttons on a drive up ATM?

How far can a dog run into a forest?

Do Cashews have shells?

What is the last thing that assed through the bugs mind before it hit the windshield?

Do fish drink?

Do chickens have nasal passages?

 

The Dark Lord Squash has proven you wrong by changing his Avatar.

To many question so will revert to the generic answer of yes.

 

Why didn't The Dark Lod Squash post a question?

 

Age old question that has only one answer - the voices told him not too.

Is it weird that I also hear the voices?

 

No, but you're not hearing The voices, you're hearing my voice. It's a lot sexier than those other silly voices.

If you had two brain cells to rub together, you'd be smarter. If you had two cents to rub together, you'd be richer. What would you be if you had two testicles to rub together?

 

a pervert

Why does the woman on my voicemail take so damn long to just play my messages?

 

Because Camilla's trying to speak like a human being, instead of just barking like she usually does.

Why couldn't I use a famous American woman to be insulted?

 

Because most famous Americans would not understand the insult, never mind the actual word 'Insult'.

Why did Camilla try to talk like a normal human being?

 

So people won't realise that she's actually an alien sent on earth to suck our brains out.

Why are so many people asking stupid questions?

 

'cause that's the aim of the thread.. to "ask a stupid question"

Who is Mrs. Dubose and why do I care?