I foresee many poor decisions in his future.

Not mine though! Man, have I been thinking clearly these last 24 hours.

 

This is foolish and ill-advised. I hope you find a way to get hot/get laid soon Oz! let us know how it goes.

 

Oz could:

- Hire a hooker.
- Get a pet.
- Get a GF.
- Get a BF.
- Find an expat who wants to stay.
- Work as a male escort.
- Work as a female escort.

And many more options await!

 

Get a pet? You sick fuck.

 

Wrong type of pussy I'm afraid.

 

That reminds me of this.

 

In mere hours, Donald J. Trump will become the 45th President / God-Emperor-to-be / Based Prez / 1st Dictator / newest NWO pawn*. His plan is to start immediately on Making America Great Again / Grabbing America By The Pussy*, and only time will tell whether or not he will achieve his campaign promises.

Speaking of promises, how's yours going, Oz?

*Pick one of the options.

 

I think we are spending a little more time on OZs dick than it is advisable. Also I was thinking of visiting Oz but now I think I would rather go somewhere where there is no chance of blueball related injury.

 

I don't think injury to your balls is the greatest danger.

 

Hey oz I found this picture of you, looking good man.

 

Ugh, today has made it impossible to Reddit without getting sucked into an argument.

You'd think it'd be easy to avoid an argument about politics in, say, /r/opiates, where the main topics of conversation are "I just scored more junk!" and "I'm out of junk and it's awful!" but you'd be wrong. It's weird to find bigots and racists in the Hard Drug community - I didn't know it was possible to be a heroin addict without interacting with a person of color at least once or twice in a day, even in a 97% white city in North Ontario.

Going to take a break from the internet for a bit. Getting in arguments about global warming with homeless heroin addicts is about as far as I can possibly stretch my will in a given day.

 

...out of curiosity, how much time would you advise spending on Oz's dick?

 

According to the Drake equation there is a person for Oz dick but even the God couldn't tell us how much time we need to spend on it.

 

Oz, your Asian chick is here. Come on to fuck.

 

Lyndon?

<filler>

 

Oz Apologies, didn't see this. At least we know she's a returning Asian. Quite hot too so this is an ongoing mission.