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Stardew Valley Mafia

Discussion in 'Little Italy' started by Eidolonic, Jan 16, 2017.

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  1. Ecophagy

    Ecophagy Muggle

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    jan r u feeling ok
     
  2. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    Helpless!
    Look into your eyes, and the sky’s the limit I’m helpless!
    Down for the count, and I’m drownin’ in ‘em
     
  3. Quiddity

    Quiddity Squib ~ Prestige ~

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    Jan, who are your partners?
     
  4. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    I may not live to see our glory!

    But I will gladly join the fight!
    And when our children tell our story…
    They’ll tell the story of tonight

    Let’s have another round tonight


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    Raise a glass to freedom
    Something they can never take away
    No matter what they tell you
    Raise a glass to the four of us
     
  5. Quiddity

    Quiddity Squib ~ Prestige ~

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    dLGN is a matter before us. If this comes to a vote
    on his guilt, what is the Stardew Valley's position? Mafiaso
    Jan, you first. Tread lightly.
     
  6. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    What comes next?
    You’ve been freed
    Do you know how hard it is to lead?

    You’re on your own
    Awesome. Wow
    Do you have a clue what happens now?

    Oceans rise
    Empires fall
    It’s much harder when it’s all your call

    All alone, across the sea
    When your people say they hate you
    Don’t come crawling back to me

    You’re on your own…
     
  7. Ecophagy

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    Is this what normally happens when someone gets speedwagoned on this site, or is Jan having an actual breakdown?
     
  8. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    There's a fine, fine line between a fairy tale and a lie;
    And there's a fine, fine line between "You're wonderful" and "Goodbye."
    I guess if someone doesn't love you back it isn't such a crime,
    But there's a fine, fine line between love
    And a waste of your time.
    - Avenue Q

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    I will admit that this is fairly lazy. I once played a whole d1 in a game only with self written verses.

    All of them containing actual informations of course, but that is for the people to decipher, not me.
     
  9. Ecophagy

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    You are aware that that's incredibly annoying and you should stop immediately right?
     
  10. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    One last time
    Relax, have a drink with me
    One last time
    Let’s take a break tonight
    And then we’ll teach them how to say goodbye
    To say goodbye
    You and I
     
  11. fontisian

    fontisian Slug Club Member

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    Jan, we're lynching tom instead of you. Cool? Cool.
     
  12. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    I don't know how to say no to this
    'Cause the situation's helpless

    And his body's screaming, hell, yes
     
  13. Quiddity

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    Fonti, why?

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    Jan who lives who dies who tells your story?

    Feel free to quote others if you don't want to break.
     
  14. fontisian

    fontisian Slug Club Member

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    Because Jan knew I claimed vig yesterday and didn't shoot me in the night.

    You guys seem to be under the impression that I'm going to shoot tom if you don't lynch him toDay. I think you are forgetting that I am extraordinarily spiteful.

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    Or roleblock me, for that matter.

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    Also, scum vig isn't a thing in eido games. Ever.
     
  15. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    I was younger than you are now
    When I was given my first command
    I led my men straight into a massacre
    I witnessed their deaths firsthand
    I made every mistake
    And felt the shame rise in me
    And even now I lie awake

    Knowing history has its eyes on me
     
  16. Quiddity

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    So you don't think Jan is scum here? What do you think is happening here?
     
  17. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    I wish you could meet my girlfriend, my girlfriend who lives in Canada.
    She couldn't be sweeter
    I wish you could meet her,
    My girlfriend who lives in Canada!
    - Avenue Q
     
  18. MathBlade

    MathBlade First Year

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    Lynching tom over claimed scum isn't happening.

    Furthermore as I have said even if Jan knew of your crumbs scum would be dumb to kill the vig claim.

    Like I said I as scum have avoided killing a gunsmith claim in prior games to get an additional kill.

    Do you believe Jan is town?
     
  19. fontisian

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    Yo, I think you're forgetting how much Miner has wanted to d1 lynch me for the hell of it in the past.

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    I think everyone's losing their fucking minds.

    I'm looking at tom, Eco and Mal as likely scum. Beyond that I'm not sure, because I have reasons for townreading every other person (including dlgn).
     
  20. Quiddity

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    Mathblade, could you rehash that reasoning for me? I can't see scum being risk-loving enough not to act on someone they thought was vig.
     
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