Jesus Christ Psyko they CAN share, I learned to do it Kindergarten and smurfs are pretty civilized so I'm Smurfette has a busy schedule.

 

....They only have one female smurf in the series because smurfs are so awsome in the sack, obviously. Smurfette was the only one who survived.

Anything thats blue has got to have something going for them afterall.

 

Yeah, but the topic isn't to choose a species; it's to choose a race.

I want to wield the Force, damnit! I don't care if I'm a force wielding monkey, as long as I can move stuff with my brain and have a lightsaber.

...a monkey with a lightsaber...

...hmm

 

I would be a human. A human female.

Human females are damn sexy.

But well, if it's not possible, then a mystic elf would do. You know, the one you have in TES4: Oblivion (when you add the Mystic Elves add-on)

 

Ok smurf haters, who here is the resident smurf expert? Me. We keep the female smurfs locked up underground, I mean seriously, where did you think we all came from? Smurfette would have died long ago if whe'd birthed us all... and she'd have more wrinkles than Papa Smurf.

As you can see, smurfs can MAKE their own females.

 

shinigami from bleach series

 

And they made The Whore.

Anyway, another race I'd consider would be Viera... Mhmm... Not a male viera in sight, nothing but half naked bunny women as far as the eye can see...

 

Yeah i once spent a long time scouring the internet but never did find out how they keep themselves from dying out.

 

A dragon from the Rifts RPG by Palladium. Shapeshift into any creature, including humans, psychic abilities, can use magic, and, well, they're freaking dragons.

 

Either Richard Rahl, from Terry Goodkinds 'Sword of Truth' series, or a Necron Overlord from WarHammer 40K

 

I would be a drow from Dungeons & Dragons.
Their lifestyle is really to my liking.

 

You see my name, yes? I would be a demon. Strong, nearly immortal, and smart enough to break out of binding circles, given the time to prepare.

 

I would be a Illithid(mindflayer) from baldur's Gate 2, if I coulnt be a Illithid, id be a ....beholder.

 

I think I'm having a hard time choosing.

If allowed I'll go for a Megami (Oh My Goddess) if not I'll go for someone like Alässe, my Draconic Southern Elf (D&D races)

 

The Zerg Overmind would be my first choice. Immortality, my own race to control and mould to my will. Or the electronic intelligence named Virus.

I'd take a Nac Mac Feegle over a Smurf anyday.

 

That's only because you're completely retarded. The Nac Mac Feegle are fucking pixies for gods sake. How unmanly and gay is that? They're rip off smurfs who are so insecure about their sexuality that they need to beat each other senseless to prove they aren't gay. It's like their own homosexual mating ritual.

/me creates 50 female smurfs on a whim and forms his own harem. GG Nac Mac Feelge, go steal me some shit bitch, and wipe my ass when you're done!

Edit:
[13:34:29] :: BMM :: xion googlefight nac+mac+feegle smurf
[13:34:30] :: +xion :: Googlefight: "nac mac feegle" (38600) vs. "smurf" (3830000): "smurf" wins!

 

God, you are so gay

 

The Nac Mac Feegle ability to cross dimensions beats your 50 bitches.

 

Need I remind you who sings Backstreet songs on IRC? And what does this have to do with races, unless you're suggesting 'gay' is a race?

No matter what dimension they go to, they're still rip offs.

 

I would be an Ent from LOTR! They're just cool and very lazy... but hey, don't mess with them.