Shouldn't that go in sick and perverse? Think of all that innocent pizza I could have eaten.

 

EDIT: I can't help but have a feeling I or someone else posted this one already, so let's try something else.

 

I'd watch that.

 

Boromir, of course, is still played by Sean Bean.

 

I'm quite disappointed the Ringwraiths weren't Beanified.

 

They are but you can't see it from under their hoods.

 

Hot on the heels of Lord of the Beans, Hollywood sells out with a half dozen additional remakes... and one painting to reach a wider audience.

 

Bean Raider is horrifying and Calvin Bean is giving me strange tingles.

 

He really is horrifying, ain't he?

 

What do you know, for once the lack of chicken in those things is what keeps eating them from being horrifying.

 

I worked on an egg farm. If you a more than a couple hours late on finding a dead chicken, all its former chicken friends will have ripped open the carcass to devour the meat and internal organs.