Tammy is totally scum. Jesus you guys.

At least I can laugh at you now rather than be laughed at.

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Well, I tried my best.

Don’t worry, I’ll fly up to heaven with my new angel wings and lock the doors behind me. Have fun spending eternity as ghosts.

Smell you later!

 

No more posting!

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Welcome to the End of Day Four (And Final!) Auction

The winning prices for each bid are below, items will be handed out to the winners shortly;

Bulletproof x 1 $200
Daykill x 1 $500
Jailkeeper x 1 $?
Tracker x 1$50

Just to be clear when an item is being hidden it'll have a ? replacing the price.
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Lynch Vote Count 4.6

Vira (2): Nachomamma8, Tammy
Tammy (1): Vira

Not Voting (4): Jan, Koalas, His Fluffiness, Typhon

Player Currently to be Lynched at Deadline: Vira
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***DISCLAIMER: THERE ARE NO CLUES IN MOD SCENES, ONLY FLAVOR TO MAKE THE GAME AMUSING***

People were still recovering from Jarizoks gruesome death, his expression just before the piano landed constantly replaying in their minds, "That could be me next" a horrific thought shared around the room but they had work to do and killers to catch. They'd recently heard about this book where if you really want something, you just have to make a vision board and it'll come true, they'd though the best idea was to give this a go. Unfortunately, it hadn't worked.

Vira, the Vanilla Townie was lynched Day Four.

It is now Night Four which will end in ~24 Hours.
Night actions are due 1 hour before deadline.

 

filler filler filler

 

Superior filler.

 

Filler of the highest class.

 

***DISCLAIMER: THERE ARE NO CLUES IN MOD SCENES, ONLY FLAVOR TO MAKE THE GAME AMUSING***

The fourth night was drawing to a close and it had been another uncomfortable night knowing there were still two murderers still out there. Jan had tried taking his mind of the situation by rehearsing his lines for his Les Misérables audition with the bathroom mirror. "Don't you fret, M'sieur Marius, I don't feel any pain. A little fall of rain can hardly hurt me now" he had busted out before being drowned in the bathtub nearby. "A little may not hurt you, but this should do the trick" muttered an anonymous voice before sneaking off.

Jan, the Vanilla Townie died during night four.

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Vote Count 5.0

Not Voting (5): Tammy, His Fluffiness, Koalas, Nachomamma8, Typhon

Days end early when a majority of players vote to lynch somebody. If a majority is not reached at deadline or if a majority of the players vote for no lynch, the day will end without a lynch. With 5 alive it takes 3 to lynch.

Deadline is in ~48 Hours of this post when that countdown link expires.

Day Five has now started, you may now post!

 

https://youtu.be/SEsgETyGCYA

Dayvig me and end my nightmare if the scum team has it, pls.

 

Ok, Jan has to be town otherwise we already lost.

So 3 scum in Tammy, Nacho, Typhon.

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Oh wait, he's dead :/.

2 in Kalas, Typhon, Tammy, Nacho.

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Hmm, Typhon pushed Jan which in retrospect is really bad, since it would let scum dodge any potential protective roles if they used up or didn't get Hitman.

 

Endgame <3

Let's start this off right. Tracker from last night, reveal whatever. After that is done everyone's revealing their full bidding history. The order will be Tammy, his fluffiness, Typhon and then Nacho.

 

So, first of all, I started writing a big cheeky post about Tammy owning me as scum in the past (I've never ever had so much as an even okay game against her when she's been scum, she either gets me lynched as a cop in an open setup or I townread the shit out of her), but of course immediately after I had a ton of paranoia about reading her wrong and hurting her feelings and so, on the off chance I am wrong here, I am sorry. I know that you haven't had time this game and I know you have a busy schedule (I do too) and if I'm wrong here then I'm sincerely very very sorry but we've been playing together a long long time and every time I have this feeling in my heart it's turned out to be right and every time I've let it go and kicked myself time and time again after the fact. If you are town I have absolute confidence that you'll be able to turn the lynch around and I hope you don't feel like I'm just railroading on you and I don't want you to just take it because this is your first mislynch because the only thing worse than losing to you as scum constantly is mislynching you here. Please, if I am mislynching you here, show me.

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Secondly, this is the very self-indulgent post I was writing (mostly for Tammy's eyes only):

Spoiler

Ah man, fresh up out the sand
February 10, it's the boy, but I'm still the man
Come and get your mans



I don't know, first you caught the hands then you took the stand
It's a joke, but you say you real
I don't understand



On a yacht, me and all the dogs actin' like some dogs
We evolved, used to think vacation meant Niagara Falls
Swear to god, shout to Buffalo



Never ducking low
I don't stop, man I'm stuck on go
Always hug the row, fuck a Opp
Make his body roll, yeah a lot of those



Started out doing college shows, Calipari flow
Then I popped like you never seen
We with everything
I went off in the '16, give me '17





Want a lot,
can't have everything
Can't have everything
Want a lot,
can't have everything but I want everything

In Stack the Deck, I had hard scumreads on Syryana and Tierce for a while, lock town on you the entire time. Your scumgame is still fucking beautiful in that game.
Too Many Heads, I was a cop in an open setup, I caught you Day 1 and pushed you the entire game, I got mislynched Day 1 and you endgamed.
Fantasy Camp, you decided to fool me again (???), I mislynched town and got vengekilled immediately.
Teen Titans, you had me tripping over myself to promise you were town to Spider and to Gertrude, you had me waxing fucking poetry over how town you were and you were the reason Gertrude will never trust "emotional me" again.
Dover Boys, you played differently from a scum meta I felt confident in identifying and you stayed two steps ahead of me for the entire game.
Two Little Pigs, I caught you for two fleeting, glorious moments. You endgamed me.

Too Many Heads and Two Little Pigs were supposed to be the chorus songs, (me pushing you (I want everything), you getting me lynched/winning (can't have everything). My hope is that this time I caught you.

 

Nacho did you and Tammy discuss your watcher choice in qt?

 

Nope.
I didn't discuss anything with Tammy after the Vira flip.
Would you like to know who I watched last night?

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Better yet, would you like to guess?

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I wanted to post Koalas with a frowny face to express my severe displeasure at your slow response in the guessing game, but unfortunately DLP will not allow me to express any of my purer, less eloquent thoughts. This is my small attempt at defiance.

Koalas =(

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I'm sorry, I never post gifs and I know they're not funny when I post them but I'm so hyper right now that I have a Drake GIFs page open and I'm fighting a very in depth internal battle not to post them right now and bother everyone further.

I never get to have any fun anymore, you know?

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I'm totally getting lynched this game, I always had too much of a flair for the dramatic and situations like this are ultimately too good to be true.

But, for one shiny, golden moment I felt like I was on top of the fucking world and I won't forget that.

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I was like two minutes off from your post man, what kind of self-respecting mafia player doesn't refresh the page within two minutes???

I want a guess!!!

 

The kind that also plays League.

You watched Vira and saw Tammy

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Watched Jan sorry. Brain fart.

 

Nope. I watched Jan and saw you.

Vote: Koalas

 

/checks role list, doesn't see bus driver

Thanks for making this so easy.

Vote: Nacho

Given the QT talk Tammy's the likely partner.

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Woops

Vote: Nacho

 

I hate League, that wasn't half as satisfying as it could have been.

 

Man that's actually a really sad scum team.

 

What were you referring to by "QT Talk"? I'm really hoping it was the neighbor talk, was it?

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Please don't start playing another League game god damn it.

 

Oui. Unless you'd like to claim not Tammy as your scum partner.

 

and why does our QT talk make us scum together?
i'd really like to guess but my impeccable manners are forcing me to hold back at this point in time