Title: The DA Missions: Agent Toots
Author: nonjon
Rating: M
Genre: Humor/General
DLP Category: Humor/Parody
Pairing: none
Words: 5,551
Published: January 24, 2007
Status: Complete
Summary: OneShot. PreHBP. Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Agent Toots initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Link: Patronus | FFN

Eh its nonjon's fic need i say more?

Title: The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury
Author: nonjon
Rating: M
Genre: Humor/General
DLP Category: Humor/Parody
Words: 6,383
Published: May 29, 2007
Status: Complete
Summary: COMPLETE. One-Shot. Pre-HBP. Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Link: Patronus | FFN

Title: The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print
Author: Nonjon
Rating: M
Genre: Humor/General
DLP Category: Humor/Parody
Pairing: None
Words: 6,493
Published: September 30, 2008
Staus: Oneshot/Complete

Summary: DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.

Link: Patronus | FFN



Checked by Minion, February 6, 2013

 

For some reason, ffnet is giving me a "story not found" error, even though the fic is listed in the Stories Authored section and I can see the reviews just fine. Anyone else having this problem?

 

Sadly, I really think you DO need to say more...

Yeah me. --bornagainpenguin EDIT - added comment

 

Hmm...weird I'm getting it as well, and i just read it. Geez...Well yea the story is just another humorous one shot of his i guess. Really I'm bad at summaries.

 

Weird. ff.net seems to be a bit picky at the moment. It was real slow to show the story earlier but it was up and got a few hits and reviews. I've not taken it down and can still view it from my logged in area but I get the same "Story Not Found" you two are getting from the public address.

The fic is there. Probably will start showing up again soon.

If you're a member of my yahoogroup you can read the fic here: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nonjon/files/One-Shots/TDAM-Agent_Toots.htm

Dunno how long ff.net will take to stop acting like it's not there.

Err... just tried again and it showed up now. Maybe the bugginess has passed. Maybe not.

 

Where does he get this... stuff? This one-shot was fucking hilarious. As usual.

Harry should disband the Junior DA, though.

 

4/5 Just because it is a one-shot.

I liked Malfoy's letter at the end. And Harry's impersonation of Snape.

 

Heehee, I could read it just fine this morning. Luna was awesome!

 

I really enjoyed this, i was able to read it when it was first posted here, just took me ages to read this review as usual. Think this idea would be much more suited to a full length story but still awesome as a one-shot. 4/5

 

5/5 For Luna, even though its a one-shot.

 

Fan-goozle-tastic, NJ!

Plus, you may have just introduced one of my new favorite lines of all time:

Wow - that reminds me of some of the juxtaposition humor I love so very much. In truth, that is the kind of nonsensical rationality I aspire for in my own fics.

Thank, Mr. Nonjon, Thank.

You.

-J

 

Meh, this one I didnt like. Most of his other is far better. Really, i didnt find much about it amusing. I dont deny its an interesting concept and well written, but not my style.

2/5

 

This is so amazingly great just like everything else you've written!! Gosh, I love it, plz coninue the storty

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5/5

 

Nonjon, you are a god among people who sit at their computers reading and writing fanfiction.

 

Meh. It was funny in a way, but it wasn't up to usual standards.

3/5

It was, as you said, very nonjon-ish.

 

I found it amusing. Wasn't tempted to ROFL, but I was laughing, and that's definitely appreciated. =)

4/5

 

I liked it, make me smile in the morning which is a really difficult things to do .

I give it a 4/5.

But one question: Will you become immortal even if it means eating shit?

 

I just edited the first post to include the link and information to a second "DA Mission."

In the same sort of attitude as the first, but with less shit-eating.

Here's the specifics of the second one.

Title: The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury
Author: nonjon
Rating: M
Genre: Humor/General
DLP Category: Humor/Parody
Status: Complete
Summary: COMPLETE. One-Shot. Pre-HBP. Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3564607/1/