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RWBY Mafia

Discussion in 'Little Italy' started by Newcomb, Jun 2, 2017.

  1. Stanari

    Stanari Squib

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    That's fair but I can't shake the feeling that this is less visibly manipulative than it actually is.
     
  2. Quiddity

    Quiddity Squib ~ Prestige ~

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    Boi, I led the charge on Zenzao. That kill is mine, from start to finish.
     
  3. Fable

    Fable First Year

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    Fine.

    Vote:Zenzao
     
  4. H_A_Greene

    H_A_Greene Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Lynch Vote Zenzao.
     
  5. Quiddity

    Quiddity Squib ~ Prestige ~

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    This will have some wine (the Pie post struck out as this), and some genuine (arrogant to say it, but @me self-evidently is).

    The issue is, Zenzao isn't good enough to stop us from being able to distinguish - to some degree - what is and what isn't. That's why Von and Regfan find it gross.
     
  6. Vira

    Vira Third Year ~ Prestige ~

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    RWBY Mafia Votal 2.9.

    Zenzao [13]: Quiddity, Font, Vaimes, Acio, Reg, Blab, DC, DC, Cobalt, Stanari, Kai, Fable, Zenzao.
    Jari [1]: Miner.

    Not Voting [2]: Jari, Pienyan.

    With 16 votes alive, it will be 9 votes to soft lynch and 13 votes to hard lynch.

    Hard lynch has been reached!



    The crowd surrounded Zenzao, holding pitchforks and hammers. A couple people in the back subtly glanced at their phones. Pictures of puppies may or may not have been on them.

    “We got you, Zenzao,” someone said. “Give up, or-”

    “YOU CAUGHT ME,” Zenzao said, holding up his hands and walking forward. Confused, the crowd parted and Zenzao hopped onto the pyre. “Tie me.”

    The crowd looked at each other.

    “But-”

    “TIE ME.”

    They tied him, keeping him at arm’s length. Some would assume because while they weren’t sure if he was diseased, there was something clearly wrong with him. But the truth was they were trying not to look at his chest. Trying very, very hard.

    “I am ready to burn,” Zenzao said.

    “Zenzao,” someone said hesitantly, holding a match. “You do realize suicide is never the answer-”

    “BURN ME.”

    They did.

    As the flames flickered, the crowd shuffled. More phones were out, but somehow, people weren’t really looking at them.

    “I feel bad,” someone admitted. “It shouldn’t end this way.”

    A hand was placed on their shoulder.

    “That is life,” said the most pious of their number. “Someday we too-”

    A phone was thrown at their head.


    Zenzao has been lynched!

    He was…


    Hello, Zenzao, welcome to RWBY Mafia!


    You are Emerald Sustrai.


    With green hair and red eyes, it's pretty clear that the show runners were RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS. An affable, charming exterior belies a hard crunchy center of MURDUR. You're a true professional, and your stealthy abilities make you almost a NINJA. Your semblance is PURE BULLSHIT and COMPLETELY OVERPOWERED to ANYONE WITH IMAGINATION.


    You are the Mafia Backup Roleblocker.


    If Mercury Black dies, you gain the following ability:


    Each night, you may target a player. If that player were to use an ability, that ability will fail.


    You win when all members of the town are dead, or nothing can prevent this from happening. Mafia can communicate with each other and have a nightly kill.

    Night Two has started!
     
  7. Cobalt

    Cobalt Third Year

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    omg dat cisco gif!!! <3

    ---------- Post automerged at 11:53 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:53 PM ----------

    Well I guess that was filler. Woops.
     
  8. Newcomb

    Newcomb Minister of Magic

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    N2 will be slightly abbreviated due to hammer.

    N2 ends in ~22 hours

    Timer

    ---------- Post automerged 06-11-2017 at 01:12 PM ---------- Previous post was 06-10-2017 at 08:56 PM ----------

    WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST to bring you an ADORABLE PICTURE of my new PUPPY.

    I was thinking about a mafia name, but decided on "Wynne" instead. (inb4 people suggest I should have gone with "Lose").

    She is approximately the size of a SMALL LOAF OF BREAD. Her favorite thing to do is EAT WORMS and then BARF THEM UP. She's also super chill when you pick her up and whines for TWO HOURS EVERY MORNING STARTING AT 4 AM.

    If Vira wasn't around there's a chance I'd have COMPLETELY FUCKED THIS GAME UP due to LACK OF SLEEP.

    PUPPY:

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    You may now CHAT AT NIGHT with the SOLE PURPOSE of TALKING ABOUT WYNNE.

    Day still starts at 7 PM.
     
  9. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    *sniff* I wish I had Wynne in front of me. We could cuddle all night!
     
  10. Newcomb

    Newcomb Minister of Magic

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    ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD

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  11. Vaimes

    Vaimes Fifth Year

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    ohhhh my goodness

    Hi puppy!
     
  12. Miner

    Miner Order Member

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    Wait she looks much larger than a loaf of bread O.O

    ---------- Post automerged at 07:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:13 PM ----------

    Also I love how Newcomb is now encouraging shitposting as well as his regular shitposting ;)
     
  13. Vaimes

    Vaimes Fifth Year

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    Keyword is "approximately."
     
  14. KaiDASH

    KaiDASH Auror DLP Supporter

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    Newcomb probably doesn't even eat bread, so how would be know how big a bread is supposed to be.

    Wynne is great. How do you pronounce that though? Is it win, or winnie or what.
     
  15. Newcomb

    Newcomb Minister of Magic

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    "Win," yeah, but I call her Winnie a lot.

    Tbh I've been calling her "Starbark the Wonder Dog" a lot as well :v
     
  16. Jan

    Jan Fourth Year

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    And I thought it was a fancy way to spell wine .. or whine.
     
  17. fontisian

    fontisian Slug Club Member

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    I guess all of Newcomb's furniture is tiny?
     
  18. Stanari

    Stanari Squib

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    That is a very excellent puppy!
     
  19. dichotomousCreator

    dichotomousCreator Second Year

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    dichotomousCreator has DIED FROM CUTENESS OVERLOAD!

    Day 3 has begun!
     
  20. Quiddity

    Quiddity Squib ~ Prestige ~

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    Aww, nice.

    I hope you're prepared for a lot more sleepless nights. My sister got a puppy 6 months ago, and they still have problems every few nights.
     
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