You kind of fucked the claim, tbh.

Uh, I think Miner is town actually, and I think Kai is pie's scummate. If cobalt is scum, pie is obviously to @reg.

I don't see a way to stop you guys during this five minute bathroom break. Hopefully I'm wrong. If not, sucks to suck.

 

Yeah and then you claimed some other shit that wasn't tracker. How do you keep forgetting this?

 

For fucks sake I WAS TRYING SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND NOW ITS BITING ME IN THE ASS

GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR SPHINCTER AND TRUST YOUR GUT READS FOR FIVE SECONDS

 

Please vote for pie.

 

If pie is scum I'm going to go for a walk off a cliff.

 

I already explained that but fuck you and your fucking aggression this phase you did the opposite of helping town and I can't WAIT to see you eat crow for the whole damn thread.

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Stanari won't vote Pie because she is Pie's partner.

 

Reg, when pie looked at Cobalt's early posts, she took down one from the perspective that you are town. I can't get that out of my head.

 

Unless I'm wrong which I doubt.

Whatever it looks like I'm not getting out of this. PROMISE ME YOU WILL RUN DOWN PIE KAI STANARI. DONT FUCK IT UP.

 

I don't really think Stanari is scum ftr Cobalt.

And Fontisian, I really really really really really really think you're misreading Miner.

 

I think blab is a more likely partner than Stanari.

 

I would agree with this.

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I think if Pie's mafia Pie-Miner-Blab is a very decent chance.

 

Aight I tried.

Shoulda just claimed VT. God damn. Never making that mistake again.

Gg town.

 

You can go due tomorrow thank you.

 

/smiles

/10c

 

Ftr this phase would've gone down a lot differently if I didn't work a 10 hour shift today.

 

RWBY Mafia Votal 4.12.

Cobalt [8]: Stanari, Pienyan, Reg, Fable, Kai, Vaimes, DC, Miner.
Pienyan [3]: Cobalt, Font, Blab.

With 11 votes alive, it will be 6 votes to soft lynch and 9 votes to hard lynch.

Soft lynch has been reached!



“I’m town!” Cobalt screamed, but the rocket he was tied to was already heating up. His tie fluttered in the wind. “SERIOUSLY!”

“We were wrong last time,” someone allowed, “but this time we’re sure. The pious one has shown us the way. Enjoy the stars.”

Panic crossed Cobalt’s face. “But-”

The town retreated a good distance away. The black and white dot of Cobalt still struggled, but they chained him tight. They were lucky Red Shirt Jim had graduated from the engineering school of ‘I Didn’t Google Rockets And I Don’t Care.’

“Should I hit the button?” someone said, and everyone else shrugged. The pious one wasn’t there, having left muttering about getting the next execution ready.

“Meh, let’s kill scum.”

The button was pressed.

Smoke and fire guzzled out of rocket end and Cobalt struggled fiercer as it lifted off the ground. Somehow, they could hear his voice.

“YOU FUCKS I’M TOWN. THIS MAY BE A SUPER COOL DEATH SCENE AND MY AVATAR IS COOLER BUT I’M TOWN! YOU IDIOOOOOOTTSSSSS…”

The rocket shot into the dusk, the clouds parting, until only a hint of light could be seen.

Twinkle.

Someone nodded. “An exit worthy of scum.”

Everyone departed after that, until only Red Shirt Jim was left staring into the sky. Scraps of paper drifted to the ground for no reason at all.

Red Shirt Jim snatched one out of the air. He unfolded it.

On it was…


Cobalt was lynched!

He was…

Spoiler

Hello, Cobalt, welcome to RWBY Mafia!

You are Junior.

A nightclub owner by night, criminal mastermind also by night, you're the man with the plan. What that plan is is open to debate, but suffice to say it doesn't not involve getting your dirty bits crushed by smoking blondes. You've got your ear to the ground and you always seem to know the latest gossip. Your life's ambition is to have enough FACELESS HENCHMEN that you can sip your DOMESTIC BEER in PEACE.

You are the Mafia Mechanics Oracle.

You win when all members of the town are dead, or nothing can prevent this from happening. Mafia can communicate with each other and have a nightly kill.

Night Four has started!

 

N4 ends in 24 hours

Timer

To preempt any confusion, yes, Cobalt correctly flipped with the description of the role omitted.

 

Font’s body was found at the first rays of dawn.

An idiot townsperson who decided jogging in Murderville was a good idea spotted Font first, lying dead on her stomach with deep stab wounds in her back. She still gripped her scythe, but it had been broken into three pieces.

When backup arrived, they scoured the area for clues.

“Scum must have left a trail,” someone said. “Blood, or body parts, or bad fanfiction chapters. Remember when Vira did that in WH8?”

Everyone nodded glumly. There had been no flavor, but that was what definitely happened (Jari also laughed manically from the top of the Eiffel Tower with fire erupting in the background, but town decided Delphine was scummier).

One person wandered from the crime scene, eyes alert, and stopped. They picked up a bag of TROLL CHIPS ™ and a bad feeling churned in their gut. They walked further into the trees, passing a discarded duffel bag full of GIF MUNCHIES ™ and a half-empty bottle of I PLAYED POKEMON ONCE ™.

No… Please…

But it was not to be.

Past the gate and dead in the middle of the clearing was Kai.

His glasses had been crushed amongst the leaves and his body huddled protectively over something. The person rolled him onto his side, finding a picture crinkled in his hand.

Spoiler

“No,” someone breathed as the rest of the town joined them.

Another person shook their head. “They must have died in the same Night. Do you think there’s any clues here about what happened? Or-”

“We can’t make assumptions,” another said, smoothing out the wrinkled picture. “Not here. Not now. Not from this. Not with Kai… Kai...” They muffled a sob, and after a few minutes, looked up.

“Oh, and Font’s dead too. That’s also sad.”


Font was killed!

She was…

Spoiler

Hello, fontisian, welcome to RWBY Mafia!


You are Qrow Branwen.


You're somewhat of a PERPETUAL CHILD but also a DAMN FINE UNCLE as evidenced by your willingness to teach your nieces VIDEO GAMES and HOW TO RISK THEIR LIVES FOR NO REASON. Your life's goal is to COMPLETE YOUR ANIMAGUS TRANSFORMATION by turning from a man into a crow into a SMUGNESS ELEMENTAL. You have a real "step inside the party, disrupt the whole scene" vibe going on, to the extent that you'll make SEX JOKES to your NIECE in order to DISTRACT HER so you can win a VIDEO GAME.


You are Vanilla Town.


You have no role other than your voice and your vote.


You win when all the mafia have been eliminated.

Kai was also killed!

He was…

Spoiler

Hello, KaiDASH , welcome to RWBY Mafia!


You are Glynda Goodwitch.


As Ozpin's right-hand lady at Beacon, it's your job to clean up his messes while he DRINKS COFFEE. Your sharp and uncompromising personality is shown by the fact that your weapon of choice is LITERALLY A RIDING CROP. Despite your stern demeanor, you are occasionally a GOOD PERSON. Some might even call you a GOOD WITCH. Oh hey I see what they did there. Weighing in at a cool 6'5'', your life's ambition is to find a pair of comfortable flats that are PRACTICAL YET FEMININE.


You are the Town Babysitter.


Each night, you may target a player other than yourself. That player is protected from all night kills. However, if you are killed, both you and your target die.


You win when all the mafia have been eliminated.

Livelist:

Blab
DichotomousCreator
Fable
Miner
Pienyan
Regfan
Stanari
Vaimes

With 8 votes alive, it will be 5 votes to soft lynch and 6 votes to hard lynch.

Day Five has started!

 

What the hell.