I seem to have contracted a magical illness. Maybe I should've used a rune-based firewall.

 

Oh fuck no

 

And you gave it to me.

Shame.

 

Someone set up a kissing booth, spread the love

 

Stage five here, I blame @Arthellion.

 

I just received my dragonpox chest x-ray.

 

Politicking. Pollution. Plague and pestilence. Perish, all. The dragon pox is upon you.
Wonderful, wonderful. I’m glad we can have a fun little social game on the forum, to take our mind of current events whi— wait a minute...

 

But I've barely posted. Who infected me?

 

Look where the lack of magical hand sanitizer led us. We're all infected now.

All because of the dirty mudbloods stealing our immunity.

 

Oi, don't steal my account. Not cool, yo. Use your dragon powers for good, not evil.

 

And to think. If we'd just banned Arthellion to begin with and tested for infection early this all could have been avoided.

 

@Heleor

 

I've got it too, I was self isolating and everything.

 

Please, after some of those drunken meet-ups we've had across the years, this is the least worrisome thing I've caught from someone on DLP.

 

I've caught a few things from y'all since I joined this little sausage party. I'll just add this one to my tally.