My chewy center weeps...

 

As good as I usually am at deciphering 'Moron' when it's written out, I'm stumped as to what this means... A little help please?

 

Rule number one about Jumper!Draco: Don't interfere in his initiative to cleanse the gene pool.

Odd... I must have missed the memo saying that D/G was in.

Why is Serenity so important you ask? Why because she's secretly the author in disguise! Clever, them fangirls, very clever.

I only listed this for one reason. DMLL. He doesn't deserve her. He doesn't even deserve his left/right hand.

Liez! Snape would never agree to sex with the stuck-up-cunt! He'd never agree to sex with anyone cause he knows he should rot in hell with blue balls cause of what a bad character he is!

Yay. We have a mini-Kinsfire on our hands. Lets send them a congragulatory flame to commerate this event.

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From the first page of FF, to boot.

 

"ps this isen't jez its her coz shaz"

Translation: PS- This isn't Jez, it's her cousin Shaz

My, my... it's been awhile since I've been here. I must find a contribution.

I hate Hanna Montana as it is... but I found this rather pathetic.

Alarm People, alarm; fangirl alert.

I support originality, but wtf is with this girl's name?

My, these are nearly as bad as that girl earlier who asked me to try writing yaoi... all of 'em I mean, not mine because I can't find ultra-bad right now.

 

... Speaking of funny names, I know someone who's planning on naming his firstborn Shaquanda so that she can get a scholarship to a private school on sort of affirmative action grounds, regardless of that fact that he's a complete WASP.

Funny story: My other friend's little brother is something like eight, and he asked his dad, "What's a Nazi?"
"Er, well, they thought that the Aryan race was better than everyone else, and they hated Jews and gay people and black people. They thought that everyone who didn't have blond hair and blue eyes wasn't an aryan, or part of the 'Master Race.' Uh . . . have you seen Kyle?" (Kyle is the aforementioned guy)
"Yeah."
"Nazis look kind of like Kyle."

The kid now thinks that Kyle is a Nazi. "Heil Shaquanda!"

Edit: I did a wiki on Jazlyn, and came up with http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demon_in_My_View

 

What does that have to do with the topic, Jew?

Comparing a creepy pairing to food. Good job on the metaphor, asshole!

Malfoy, and incest. Wow. Who could have seen that coming?

7 chapters and less than 200 words!!

PS 4 stories on the front page contained the word incest

 

It's official. Ficwad is now as bad as FF.net.

Excellent reason for ending a war. So he can "get it on" with a beaver. And very clever trick, trailing off before you reveal the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not. If, ya know, we were in the fourth grade.

Portrait slash? Ugh.

Either PWP with an absolutely horrible premise, or, Gods forbid, an actual attempt to wring some sort of interesting plot out of this. I think OldWolf has pretty much done the Harem of Slaves thing to death. And it wasn't that good. (I think it was OldWolf, anyway.)

My God, you mean he controls ALL of the elements? How utterly original! How awesome! How overwhelmingly . . . boring. And what the hell is with this Grey!Romantic!Powerful!Harry shit? Try actual characterization though dialogue and plot development, as opposed to sticking a bunch of adjectives on his name.

Anyone else get the feeling that this author ran out of ideas and just threw a bunch of shit together?

 

Heh...Wimvincken has written some 8 fics in the past two months...and they've all got roughly the same premise. He's done like 3-4 of the 'triangle curse makes Harry and 2 chicks get married', and he's done two with the 'potion of enslavement'.

He's pretty much just a really crap author, his stories are rife with terrible grammar and worse spelling, and his characters are OOC to the OOC-ness that he started with.

Check out his other stuff, then scream in pain.

 

Wow, it's like, Kinsfire in bad!

 

I read his 'Killing the Magical World' on ff.net. The Harry-Ginny stuff was so bad, it was downright funny.

 

I'm surprised no commented on the HARRY/DUMBLEDORES PORTRAIT SLASH

Pretty epic if you ask me.

 

We were trying our hardest to hang on to our few remaining Brain cells after all that other crap....

Thanks Jerk

Edit: Who do I talk to about getting a cutom Emote made for 'Bleaching my eyes'?

 

Ugh ... No. 20 on the First Page too.

 

This is all kinds of wrong.

 

ok,ok, no need to shout, we get it <shudders>

 

Aren't all guys lesbos in a sense. (We're both after the same thing.)

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, But I think you need to be female to qualify for the title 'Lesbian'. Guys would end up being exempt as they have to much 'Baggage'.

(I know, I know, Bad Pun. )

 

I meant that we all have a common goal if you didn't get it.

 

ya, i got it

The reply was supposed to be humorous.

 

This thing is over 45000 words!