Yeah, I just wish to be a 110 year old guy too pussy to bite a girl in the neck if she begs me to. Oh, and I so want to sparkle in the sun. You have me pegged.

 

How does one rape kiss?

Bad NecroTroll. I've got nothing better to do right now so I actually took the time to read the block of text. Use the return key and spell check to get your point across in a more readable fashion.

Basically you're 14 and found out emotions make your downstairs feel funny. You also found out that a site on the internet had a different view on the book that gave meaning to your life, so naturally you came to defend it.

Not a great start if you were planning on staying.

Edit: Too late

 

I KNEW IT!

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Damn, she got herself banned before I could come in and eviscerate her. Bloody shame.

 

Jealous of a 110 year old virgin? Sure...

 

Well, since this thread has already been necro'd, I might as well post this.

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While it's probably not that funny, the Twilight reference still made me lol.

 

No one with brains should ever defend Twilight. Seriously.

 

Fixed that for you.

 

Well as this has been necro'd by the troll: has the video of Robert Pattinson revealing how much he hates the book and its author been linked here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEq0XSjEJms

Its a little towards the end, so bear with it.

 

That quote is filled with so much truth.

Though have you seen how many grammatical/spelling errors are in that thing? Its like reading a 7th graders first draft. In bad need of a dictionary and a thesaurus

 

ORLY

Have you ever visited this website called fanfiction.net? I hear the fanfiction authors are quite interesting. If that can be called writing, they can be called authors. :awesome

No, but seriously, you're right. There's fanfiction that is better written, from what I've heard.

 

She's a mormon. Seriously, when has any good ever come from a Mormon?

 

Well there was that man who...

Then there was that lady...

This.

 

I thought that if I can sit through Laurell K. Hamilton's more recent books -- and I've been reading them for so long now, I just can't stop myself anymore -- I could sit through Twilight.

I was wrong. I couldn't even get through the first chapter of the first book, and I couldn't manage to retain interest in the movie long enough to watch the entire thing start to finish. I kept skipping through it, ended up watching about half an hour all told and you know what?

I really didn't miss a damned thing.

 

The Killers? :awesome

 

You're joking.

Edit: Oh wow, lead singer is Mormon. Except not really, since he's anti-Prop 8.

 

I didn't believe it either. But whadda ya know.