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Discussion in 'Books and Anime Discussion' started by deathinapinkboa, Aug 13, 2008.

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  1. JohnThePyro

    JohnThePyro Headmaster

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    Dec 28, 2008 #121
  2. Tehan

    Tehan Avatar of Khorne DLP Supporter

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    How many people here do you think, in the course of their love-life, will be requested by their current bedmate to call them Bella and fuck them hella violently while answering to Edward?
     
  3. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    At this point I would like to remind DLP that during the big Sex Scene in Breaking Dawn, Edward bites a pillow. Like, for real. There are feathers. And because Stephenie Meyer is kind of stupid, she has no idea about the amazing symbolism in that, which makes it even more hilarious.
     
  4. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    what is the symbolism? :confused:
     
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    Pillow-biter is a bottomer (i.e. a submissive fag).
     
  6. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    Oh, I see...
     
  7. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    I read that thing a bit more than you did Poytin.
    I found it funny that Harry has to suffer so much in life.

    "Severus fucking Snape. God! Why did, his mother have to go and marry such a cynical bastard? "
     
  8. Poytin

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    Twilight/Harry Potter Crossover with NO-MAGIC! Auto-fail.
     
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    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I actually Wiki'd that to see what the last book was about more in depth... ug. What the fuck.


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    Must... go... read sumthing elz.. ful IQ droppppin...
     
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    After reading this thread, I was so more terrified of seeing this movie than I was before.

    Fortunatly the girl I was taking on the date was more up for the new 007 movie.

    For that simple fact, I may ask her out, girl has taste!
     
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  12. Lorelei of the Sea

    Lorelei of the Sea Unspeakable

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    The Wiki article omits the grossest, most amazing part, which is that Edward literally eats the baby out of Bella.

    Observe:

    Twilight means never having to say you're kidding. (Case in point: the narrator of this- a 17 year old boy- proceeds to fall in mad love with the baby he just saw being bitten out of its mother's uterus.)

    Also you should all read the actual book because it's full of completely stupid and hilariously unintentional bits like this.
     
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    Sesc Slytherin at Heart Moderator

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    ...

    Seriously. Read Middy's post and tell me it doesn't sound like the crappy FF you gratefully closed the other day, I dare you. It's the same level of plotless drivel -- "the Main-Char gets pregnant and then we'll see what happens" is not something that provides enough to write a chapter, much less a full story -- and consequently, the rest is all about fake-Angst and Drama done by every wannabe-author a thousand times before and which no one really gives a shit about.

    Well, apart from everyone who buys the book, which makes me want to forcibly end someone's life. No one should be allowed to write tripe like this and actually get money for it. Fuck, whatever happened to quality? It's like the worst of FF.net seeped into the real market, and it works.

    Argh.
     
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  16. Midknight

    Midknight Middy is SPAI! DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    it worries me that shit that bad actually sells. And makes me wish I was still under 18, cause I'd be racking up on the fucked-her list with women that age falling for such stupid shit.
     
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    Jan 2, 2009 #138
    Here's my review:

    I only peeked into this story as a result of morbid curiosity. It is, to say the least, disgusting. Not only is this pairing a perversion of nature, going against the clearly evidenced verdict on Harry's orientation, it gives no explanation as to how the two worlds are merged. Plot issues are dismissed, and replaced with juvenile babbling between two blatantly straight characters. This is an abominable form of wish-fulfillment, lacking any traces of depth, originality, and imagination. Please, get rid of it.

    Author's prompt reply to me, via e-mail:

    Thank you so much =) I appreciate your insight.
     
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  19. SmileOfTheKill

    SmileOfTheKill Magical Amber

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    Wait... the hell?
    That story has 1.5k reviews... that figures.
     
  20. NataliaGAG

    NataliaGAG Fourth Year

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    Hahaha, what a cheerful person.
     
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