Only if the cup of sugar is worth the trouble.

Why wouldn't it be worth the trouble?

 

Because fluffy would have to walk over the hills and through the dales to reach you.

Uhgg, uhgg uhgg?

 

Looking in the mirror again? And I think it's "over hill and over dale".

Who was the first person to poke their brain with a Q-Tip?

 

I don't know who the first one was, but if you look at my spalling, and grammer you'll be able to tell that I've done it more then once.

Is Tonks really the vaginia that proved to the world Remus is a pediofile?

 

No. That was his baby sister. That's why he tries to supress the werewolf side.

Will you brush my hair?

 

No

Will you give me a haircut?

 

Depends on the hair I get to cut. *Looks down*

Can I give you that hair cut?

 

..How about no.

Why did I say no?

 

Because you're a fucking fat, bald bitch.

Skittles make you fat. Fat. Fat. Fat.

Have you ever had skittles for lunch after dinner?

 

No.

Why haven't I?

 

Because your smart,

When should skittles be eaten?

 

When bowling.

What is the ritual you must perform before eating skittles?

 

You must sacrifice a fetus to the great moose god in the sky.

How does one go about obtaining a fetus?

 

Draco will volunteer his shit!baby.

No more than three people to a ___?

 

No more then three people to a camel toe.

Why would four people want to get ina camel toe?

 

Because they are much more comfortable than cow hooves

Why are they more comfortable than cow hooves?

 

They're much softer.

Why should we bow before InfernoCannon's force?

 

Because I have an army of SUPAH POWAH NINJAS!

Why do they want a pay raise?

 

'Cause really, working 24/7 and having you molesting them at every oppertunity is so not worth it for £2.50 an hour.

Why do you insist on molesting your workmen?

 

'Cause he's been in a good mood ever since his psychiatrist said he was "special".

If "corn oil" comes from corn, where does "baby oil" come from?