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"How I Plan To Spoil My My Daughter's Harry Potter Mania!"

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Vengashii, Jul 18, 2007.

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  1. Vengashii

    Vengashii Banned

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    Jul 18, 2007 #1
  2. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Thank you for sharing. This man sounds surprisingly like my own father on the subject of my sister's love life.
     
  3. The Dark Monarch

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    EPIC!

    Totaly FTW!
     
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    Wow...that's...wow...
     
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    That was hilarious. The names were lame, but all that stuff he said he does is what my father would do in public to make my little sister laugh and wouldn't find it strange at all. Maybe all this time he's been doing the same thing...
     
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    Amusing, though it got a little far fetched by the end. Embarassment gets you places. Getting placed next to big bubba for stripping in front of kids... not so much. Lulzy, though. Without a doubt, very lulzy.
     
  7. Le

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    That was frickin hilarious. I'm thankful my dad was far more of a dork than I am, and therefore was no grounds to stand on with chiding me. Good find.
     
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    Hahhahahahahahaha!

    This man is a god among middle aged men. o_<
     
  9. Dark Syaoran

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    ...Hmm. Am I the only one that got bored and closed it before the halfway mark?
     
  10. Nobody

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    Nope. .
     
  11. Mindless

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    I hit the list of names, and it was like an Indy!Harry's teacher vocab. That was about where I stopped.
     
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    Yeah, the list of names was pretty bad but I read on when other people said it was funny. He actually said that he knew the names were idiotic and juvenile but throwing out idiotic, juvenile changed Harry Potter names was a good way to embarrass his daughters.
     
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    He just sounds like an asshole. Why embarass your daughters in public instead of talking about the issue and working this through with them?
     
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    Evil Shnitzel, I'm... I'm sorry to have to tell you this.

    ...You have sense of humor cancer.
     
  15. deathinapinkboa

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    I actually thought Professor Walrus Pussy was really very funny, especially as a caption under that photo.
     
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    I agree list of names was a bit lame, but the man does have some nice ideas. Also that quote about not taking bullets for his wife was the exact sentiments of middle-aged men world-wide. Trying reading it fully, its not that bad.