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The Ultimate Escape Artist by Dogbertcarroll - T

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by MrINBN, Jul 2, 2008.

  1. MrINBN

    MrINBN Unspeakable

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    Title: The Ultimate Escape Artist
    Author: Dogbertcarroll
    Rating: T
    Genre: Humor
    DLP Category: Humor/Parody
    Pairing: None
    Status: Assumed WIP
    Summary: Harry's magic changes him in ways that no wizard has ever dealt with before as he attempts to escape the cupboard once and for all!
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4275069/1/The_Ultimate_Escape_Artist

    I got a good laugh out of it. Minion on IRC encouraged me to post it here, so I did. I'd give it a solid 4/5. Would be 5/5 if there were more of it.
     
  2. Feoffic

    Feoffic Alchemist DLP Supporter

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    Not horrible but below average at best, censoring the swearing ruined it if the poor writing style didn't do that already.

    2/5
     
  3. Croaker

    Croaker First Year

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    Hah, I remember reading this. Good for a laugh or six.
    Nothing too complicated. Just some laughs at the expense of Dumbledore and Snape.
    I'll throw a 4/5 at it.
     
  4. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    I'd say it is ok as a one shot. It's not uber great, but worth a good laugh.

    I doubt it's wise to continue the fic. This kind of plot idea tends to get boring if it is used to rewrite canon.

    See the huge number of abandoned parodies.

    4/5
     
  5. Gizmore

    Gizmore Minister of Swedish Affairs DLP Supporter

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    All the (Censored) censoring made me (Censored) sad. :(

    3/5, pretty funny.
     
  6. ip82

    ip82 Prisoner

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    A good laugh, but lacking any ambition to take it a bit further or higher on the quality scale.
     
  7. Richard

    Richard Supreme Mugwump

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    Wasn't all that great, I'd give it a 3. Would be better without the (censor) shit.
     
  8. Blaise

    Blaise Golden Patronus

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    This was weak: weak writing, and weak (censored) humor. 1/5
     
  9. Lord Ravenclaw

    Lord Ravenclaw DLP Overlord Admin DLP Supporter

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    Weak, but funny. 3/5
     
  10. headbanger22

    headbanger22 Third Year

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    It is OK I will give it a 2/5. The real problem with this fic is that the author never seems to finish anything. He started a HP/Discworld crossover that I had quite high hopes about but here we are seven months later and nothing more has been done with it. Its bloody infuriating.
     
  11. Memory King

    Memory King Order Member DLP Supporter

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    This fic is very surreal, but mildly entertaining nonetheless. The writing wasn't bad, and the premise was fun.

    3.5/5
     
  12. Sorrows

    Sorrows Queen of the Flamingos Moderator

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    The actual plot bunny of Harry running away only to be returned has potential for a indi!Harry if done differently, but the writing was weak.

    Still, good to wast 5 mins

    3/4
     
  13. Dethklok

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    The power of Christ compels him not to tell you.
    Having the cursing censored didn't do it for me. The fact that Dumbledore and the Order have to keep capturing Harry and returning him to Privet Drive also feels strange to me. No one is questioning why Harry is running away so often? That has the manipulative!Dumbledore feel to it without following through.

    Although Harry becoming an internet sensation is new and funny in its own way. The end of this chapter seems to imply Harry in space, which is new. Shezza did a Harry Potter/Farscape crossover that I liked a lot, but never finished.

    4/5 right now because the idea is somewhat fresh, but not executed properly.
     
  14. thapagan

    thapagan High Inquisitor

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    "harry learned to pick locks, pockets and horse"

    That line made it for me, 4/5 toss it in the humor section.
     
  15. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Read this one back when it first came out. Pretty amusing, although it has a couple of amusing parts. Weak effort, but better than most stupid similar stories out there. Didn't like the "magic books Vernon bought" bit and a couple of other annoying bits here and there. Still, it's decent enough.

    3/5
    -J
     
  16. BlitzkriegAngel

    BlitzkriegAngel Vayash Moru DLP Supporter

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    Not great but amusing enough. It's something to read when your just looking for a quickie. 3/5.
     
  17. Bukay

    Bukay Professor DLP Supporter

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    Good enough to read if one has a few minutes to spare.

    I don't get the whole "Order forcing Harry back to Dursleys" thing. Why would they do that? Is Dumbledore actually senile in this story and doesn't realize that sth is wrong within the household or perhaps he is that way fuhr die lulz.
     
  18. Veri

    Veri Denarii Host

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    I enjoyed it. This is simple comedy, with very little real story behind it, and on occasion that's exactly what I'm looking for. 4/5 for the humour, -1 because I doubt it's going to be continued, and if it did, it'd probably suck ass.
     
  19. Big D on a Diet

    Big D on a Diet Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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