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XKCD - April Fools

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Skeletaure, Apr 1, 2010.

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  1. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Apr 1, 2010 #1
    If you haven't checked it out yet, do so before April Fools ends. It's pretty cool.

    Edit: I guess I should give a link. www.xkcd.com
     
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  2. Solomon

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    Make sure you type up help at least once.
     
  3. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Also fun is make me a sandwich.
     
  4. Big D on a Diet

    Big D on a Diet Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Tried that too, huh?
     
  5. Solomon

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    Fuck also works.
     
  6. Big D on a Diet

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    I also tried "terminate humanity", "find nemo" and "play global thermonuclear war", but got nothing.
     
  7. Perspicacity

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    A few more I found:

    whoami
    pwd
    who
    more
    emacs
    vim
    make command unrecognizable
    date
    light lamp
    find
    find kitten
    clear

    [Edit: "rm license.txt" actually removed it in my mock-shell. Go figure.]
     
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  8. Chengar Qordath

    Chengar Qordath The Final Pony ~ Prestige ~

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    Apr 1, 2010 #8
    "Go" also works, and you can type just about any word after "Go" for a result.
     
  9. Nukular Winter

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    Apr 1, 2010 #9
    ssh
    echo
    cat
     
  10. Boo

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    Found a few

    Kill
    xkcd
    man in the hat
    cheat
     
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  11. Oz

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    It has no man files. D8

    EDIT: Oh, and I'm surprised none of you tried sudo make me a sandwich.
     
  12. Boo

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    Found a few

    Kill
    xkcd
    man in the hat
    cheat
    sudo
    moo
    man
    look
    exit west
    exit south
    light
    buy stuff
    lpr
    xyzzy
    i read the source code
    hello joshua
     
  13. Nukular Winter

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    Apr 2, 2010 #13
    go down
    shutdown
    sudo shutdown
    find kitten
    locate keys
    locate problem
    locate joke
    locate ninja
    nano
    asl (do this a bunch)
    light lamp
    make me a sandwich
    sudo make me a sandwich
    ping
    your gay
    more
    bash
    uname
    irc
    apt-get moo
    sudo rm -rf / (and then try to do anything)

    edit:
    su
    top
    sudo reboot

    Edit, part deux:
    Looks like it's done now. But since we're on the subject, I ran across this a while back:

    http://goatkcd.com/ (NSFW)

    (If you know what goatse is, you might get a kick out of it's latest incarnation. Basically, they take the last panel of the xkdc cartoon and replace it with the stinger. Some of them can get a bit amusing... (all of these are (NSFW)(NSFW) (NSFW) (NSFW) (NSFW))

    http://goatkcd.com/714/
    http://goatkcd.com/717/
    http://goatkcd.com/708/
    http://goatkcd.com/697/
    http://goatkcd.com/690/
    http://goatkcd.com/286/
    http://goatkcd.com/229/

    etc... There are actually a surprising number that the joke works for)
     
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  14. Zombie

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    Daw, I think I missed it.

    Is it like the thing on the Portal website?
     
  15. Chengar Qordath

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    You can still use it by going here.
     
  16. Nukular Winter

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  17. Oz

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    The thing about Goatxcd is, a lot of them are funnier than the originals. Especially the real science vs. movie science. xD