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Alan Moore-written Harry Potter Analogue Murders With His Penis

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Fiat, Jun 18, 2012.

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  1. Fiat

    Fiat The Chosen One DLP Supporter

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    Jun 18, 2012 #1
    Exactly what I said in the title.

    Thoughts, anyone?
     
  2. Riley

    Riley Alchemist DLP Supporter

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    Jun 18, 2012 #2
    No worse than mpreg and slash in all honesty. In fact, Alan Moore's probably written a better storyline than every slash-whore on FF.Net.
     
  3. Red Aviary

    Red Aviary Hogdorinclawpuff ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jun 18, 2012 #3
    Hm. Somehow I don't think this is going to stack up to the likes of Watchmen or Miracleman. But it might be funny, I dunno.
     
  4. Otters

    Otters Groundskeeper ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jun 18, 2012 #4
    Firing a lightning bolt from your penis is easy. But a flaccid penis? Damned impossible to aim with one of those. Colour me impressed.
     
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  5. KHAAAAAAAN!!

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    Jun 18, 2012 #5
    Be honest, Alan Moore. The only reason you wrote this is so you could have Harry shoot lightning out of his dick.
     
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  6. Anarchy

    Anarchy Half-Blood Prince DLP Supporter

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    Jun 18, 2012 #6
    It's not as hard as it sounds.
     
  7. Celestin

    Celestin Dimensional Trunk

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    Jun 18, 2012 #7
    To paraphrase one song: "The wand is his penis". ;)
     
  8. KaiDASH

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    Jun 18, 2012 #8
    I thought this had already been written
     
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  9. Hashasheen

    Hashasheen Half-Blood Prince

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    Jun 18, 2012 #9
    Alan Moore has been writing creepy stories with other people's characters or analogues for them for years now. Add this to the list.
     
  10. Addarash

    Addarash Second Year

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    Jun 18, 2012 #10
  11. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Jun 19, 2012 #11
    You know what makes this story awesome?

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    Alan Moore is Rubeus Hagrid.
     
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  12. Aekiel

    Aekiel Angle of Mispeling ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jun 19, 2012 #12
    Hagrid being a black market organ dealer seems much more likely now.