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Harry Potter Memes Part III

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Oz, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. Oz

    Oz For Zombie. Moderator DLP Supporter

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  4. Oz

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    Those idiots. Going to the bathroom alone? Had it coming.
     
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    On the topic of 2 black guys in the whole school... this is pretty typical of British public schools, especially outside of London. My school (of ~800) only had 2 black people in.
     
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    Didn't Katie Bell get cursed on the path back from Hogsmeade?
     
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    She was given the necklace in the bathroom.
     
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    She got imperiused in the toilets though.

    And yeah, I realise how hilariously bad that sounds too.

    EDIT: Freaking ninjas.
     
  12. Hashasheen

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    Took me a few seconds to get the proper meaning behind that.
     
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    So, the London Olympics had Lord Voldemort fight Mary Poppins? All of my what.

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  15. DarthBill

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    I don't see any Mary Poppins.
     
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    You missed a hundred of them flying down with umbrellas.

    Actually, something somewhat interesting I noticed, Mary Poppins fits remarkably well into the Harry Potter universe. Think we found one of JKR's inspirations?
     
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    I actually read a fic, though rather terrible, where the Dursleys hire Mary Poppins to watch Harry because they dont want to. Poppins is a witch obviously, and trains Harry in magic... I dont remember the rest...
     
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