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Would you sex with Snape if it meant you got to be a wizard/witch?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by GirlUniverse, Apr 2, 2017.

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  1. GirlUniverse

    GirlUniverse Disappeared

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    Apr 2, 2017 #1
    Imagine magic was real and they informed you you could also be a wizard/witch but you have to have sex with Snape?
     
  2. basium1

    basium1 Second Year DLP Supporter

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    Apr 2, 2017 #2
    As an ex-hooker, the price must be right. ;)
     
  3. Vincent

    Vincent Death Eater

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    Who's pitching?
     
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  4. Tsar

    Tsar Sixth Year DLP Supporter

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    Apr 2, 2017 #4
    Nah, I'm already a grand wizard.
     
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  5. Warlocke

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    Apr 2, 2017 #5
    Kay...

    Do we both get obliviated afterward?
    Does everyone involved get obliviated afterward?
    Will he bathe first?
    In bleach?
    Will he wear a bag over his head?
    Both of them?
    Can it be phone sex?
    With a voice modulator?

    These are deal-breakers.
     
  6. Tsar

    Tsar Sixth Year DLP Supporter

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    No.
    No.
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    No.
    No.
    No.
    No.
     
  7. Warlocke

    Warlocke Fourth Champion

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    Apr 2, 2017 #7
    How did you know what I'd be saying the whole time?

    Hmm... but could I kill him afterward?

    When I find out which sick bastard proposed this idea... Oh, God, I'm afraid to ask the 'Is it mandatory to finish inside, is that how the magic happens?' question.

    :fire
     
  8. Meerkats

    Meerkats Unspeakable

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    Apr 2, 2017 #8
    If I told you I'd have to kill you.
     
  9. 13thadaption

    13thadaption Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Yes. I'm going to want some sort of binding guarantee, but hell yes.

    Are you kidding me? If I get fucking magic out of this arrangement I'll wear a red wig and tell him how big his cock is while I'm at it.
     
    Drachna, Blorcyn, MF DOOM, Peter North
  10. DarthRevan72

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    I would do a lot worse things for magic...so yes.
     
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