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WIP Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles by proudhousewife

Discussion in 'Trash Bin' started by FriedIce, Feb 27, 2015.

1.2432399988174/5, 37 votes
  1. FriedIce

    FriedIce Seventh Year

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    Feb 27, 2015 #1
    Title: Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles
    Author: proudhousewife
    Rating: K
    Genre: Adventure/Mystery
    Library: Humor
    Chapters: 14
    Words: 13,415
    Updated: Oct 25, 2014
    Published: Aug 25, 2014
    Status: Work in Progress

    Summary: Do you want your little ones to read books; and they want to read the Harry Potter Books; but you do not want them to turn into witches? Well-this is the story for you! This story has all the adventure of JKR's books; but will not lead your children astray. For concerned mommies everywhere! Blessings! Grace Ann

    Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

    For me there is no doubt. 5/5 easily. Praise the lord for giving us such a bounteous fic.
     
  2. Skykes

    Skykes Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Feb 27, 2015 #2
    Seems to be just anti religion self fellatio. ⅝/5 rounded up to 1.
     
  3. CrackedMind

    CrackedMind Chief Warlock

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    Feb 27, 2015 #3
    I feel like this was posted in the wtf fics thread. Maybe it was the porny spin-off. Either way, it's a bad fic, and your description of it makes it pretty clear you're trolling.
    1/5, because 0/5 isn't an option.
     
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  4. Invictus

    Invictus Master of Death

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    Feb 27, 2015 #4
    Shite. /10char.
     
  5. esran

    esran Professor

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    Feb 27, 2015 #5
    This story doesn't even deserve to be in the trash bin. It deserves to be thrown off the forum.
    My only regret is that I cannot rate this lower than 1/5
    On the other hand, well written troll fic with less typos than usual, but it also misses the essential humor that genuinely good troll fics have. It seems to be just bad enough that its not good, instead of so bad its good like Harry Becomes a Communist or 30 Hs
     
  6. Stan

    Stan Order Member

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    Feb 27, 2015 #6
    6,513 reviews for 13,415 words. That's almost a review for every couple of words. *sigh*

    On the bright side, this fic has the perfect average of 1.00 for 10 votes here on DLP. 10 terribles in a row. Surely that's some sort of record?
     
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  7. Darth

    Darth Third Year

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    Feb 27, 2015 #7
    This is a parody right?!

    It was genuinely painful to read (1/5), because either it's not a parody or doesn't have any appealing humour.
     
  8. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Feb 27, 2015 #8
    It's a parody. The final chapter makes it super obvious. I just admire it for easily it trolled people, but I don't think it's that funny as a trollfic.
     
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  9. someone010101

    someone010101 High Inquisitor

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    Mar 2, 2015 #9
    On one hand, it's the best poe I've ever read. One the other, reading it was kind of painful and there's really no point in reading it twice.

    No. It's a nice rec, but not worth archiving.