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Oneshot Luna's Hobby by nonjon - M

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Niffler Lord, Aug 22, 2006.

  1. Niffler Lord

    Niffler Lord Headmaster

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    Title: Luna's Hobby
    Author: nonjon
    Genre: Humor/General
    Rating: M
    Words: 3,953
    Published: August 14, 2006

    Status: One Shot
    Pairings: No pairings specifically
    Suggested category: "Humor/Parody"
    Summary: COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
    Link: http:http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3104466/1/

    nonjon strikes again!!!

    A bloody good fic that had me giggling insanely. Presenting a very devious, Lunaish Luna and a very good Anti-Ginny sentiment.

    Have you ever considered continuing this fic, instead of making it a oneshot? Because its bloody brilliant!

    5/5


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  2. carvell

    carvell Professor DLP Supporter

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    well that's one way to get a boyfriend and destroy harry's idea of what his family was.
    good job 5/5
     
  3. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I've considered the idea of adding on to it. No plans at the moment. But if I wrote another chapter it would be about Luna's devious and nefarious scheme ensuring Harry would never date Hermione. And then maybe Cho. Or Susan Bones, Daphne Greengrass, Hannah Abbott, Tonks, etc... It wouldn't really be about Luna and Harry getting together. Just evil Luna keeping Harry from getting anyone. Could get Draco and Snape in there too. Maybe Voldemort.

    And the only evil girl would be Luna though. The rest are innocent bystanders as poor Harry becomes a 25 year old virgin.

    But I'd need a pretty dern good scheme to want to write more.
     
  4. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    Rofl - very good fic. Ginger-heads will rule the world, hahaha.
     
  5. Mage

    Mage Chief Warlock DLP Supporter

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    lol, good short fic def take the time to read. as for the a sequal or prequal, it would b cool but this its deffinitley good enough on its own
     
  6. CGB

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    Great story, just great. You really should add more chapters
     
  7. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    very nice, very ncie indeed.
     
  8. DemonDream

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    This story had me chuckling the whole way through. Excellent work on this one nonjon. I do wonder, though, is this a standalone story, or is it a Browncoat off-shoot?
     
  9. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    No relation to Browncoat or any other fic at all. Browncoat's Luna isn't this evil.
     
  10. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Urgh. I had a sore throat before I read this and now its just worse.

    Sore Throat + Laughing = Pain.

    Though, this oneshot feels different to your other works for some reason. Its funny but not as funny as the other stuff. I think thats what it is.
     
  11. RagefulLlama

    RagefulLlama Seventh Year

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    Heh, great work nonjon. Your characterization of Luna in all of your stories is my favourite. I do hope that you can expand on the story With special attention to Cho and Hermione :D.
     
  12. magyareagle

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    Hilarious fic, I love your characterization of luna.
     
  13. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Ahh, love this one-shot. I' love to see a Luna VS Daphne. xD
     
  14. Democable

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    Yes, i must say this was a good read and we need more evil Luna stories out there lol
     
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