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High Inquisitor of Hogwarts' Shady Sex Life by Jetamors - M - OneShot

Discussion in 'Almost Recommended' started by Paravon, Jul 15, 2007.

2.6666700839996/5, 9 votes
  1. Paravon

    Paravon Seventh Year

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    Jul 15, 2007 #1
    Title: High Inquisitor of Hogwarts' Shady Sex Life
    Author: Jetamors
    Rating: M
    Genre: Humor/Parody
    DLP Category: Humor/Parody
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    Status: Complete
    Summary: In an exclusive to the Quibbler, Rita Skeeter reveals the seamy underside of Hogwarts life. UmbridgeEverybody.
    Link: Here

    A crackfic exploring the seedier side of Dolores Umbridge.
     
  2. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Jul 15, 2007 #2
    It's not even graphic, how gay.
     
  3. Marie M

    Marie M Raptured to Hell

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    Jul 15, 2007 #3
    It was lulzy.

    If it was grapic, it would've been disgusting.
     
  4. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Jul 15, 2007 #4
    I agree, it's good is isn't graphic. I giggles twice while reading it.
     
  5. Anubis

    Anubis Seventh Year

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    Jul 15, 2007 #5
    :D Lol. I have to admit it made me chuckle a bit, and it fit that it wasn't graphic. If it was I think I would have been traumatised by Hagrid/Umbridge. A great distraction for a few minutes, but I don't really think its anything more, just a distraction with a couple of good one liners. 3/5.
     
  6. Le

    Le Fourth Year

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    Jul 16, 2007 #6
    I didn't find it all that funny, really. I've seen better Harry/Umbridge spoofs. 2/5.
     
  7. Klael

    Klael Headmaster DLP Supporter

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    Jul 16, 2007 #7
    Ah, hahaha. Small tree. It's not that bad, really, and I'm glad that there's no real graphicness. 4/5.
     
  8. Snarf

    Snarf Squanchin' Party Bro! ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Jul 16, 2007 #8
    The 'small tree' comment at the end I smiled at, but besides that it was hardly amusing. I'd give it a 2.5/5 at the most for making me smile.
     
  9. Big D on a Diet

    Big D on a Diet Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Jul 17, 2007 #9
    It gets a 4/5 just for the "Minge you could fly a carpet through" line.

    The rest was average.

    Big D