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Gizoogle, for the World's Phattest Fanfiction

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Andrela, Oct 9, 2015.

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  1. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    Oct 9, 2015 #1
    There's a website called Gizoogle which changes texts on websites into gangsta-speech.

    Here's Newcomb's the Lesser Sadness transformed by it.

    Lesser Sadness by Newcomb ft. Gizoogle

    A preview:

    [​IMG]
     
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  2. MoltenCheese

    MoltenCheese Seventh Year

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    Oct 9, 2015 #2
    Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality from Gizoogle.

    The summary:
    This makes MoR so much better XD
     
    Andrela
  3. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Oct 9, 2015 #3
    Being me, I decided to put some smut through it.


    Also, this line from The One He Feared was rather impressive:

     
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  4. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    Oct 9, 2015 #4
    I put Steelbadgers and Taures profile through it. Needless to say we had some humorous results
     
  5. Newcomb

    Newcomb Minister of Magic

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    Oct 9, 2015 #5
    If I get drunk enough, I might actually change the summary to this.
     
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  6. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Oct 9, 2015 #6
    I love how "Fem!Harry" gets translated to "funky-ass biatch Harry". It's like this thing was written for fanfic.
     
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  7. MoltenCheese

    MoltenCheese Seventh Year

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    Oct 9, 2015 #7
  8. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Oct 9, 2015 #8
    Putting your own writing through this is... something. :awesome

    Fucking GOLD.
     
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  9. MoltenCheese

    MoltenCheese Seventh Year

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    Oct 9, 2015 #9
    This thing deserves its own thread. So much potential and lulz in this :D
     
  10. Ched

    Ched Da Trek Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    Oct 9, 2015 #10
    I put Twine Bracelet through it, since that's by far my post popular one-shot on ffnet, and... :awesome

    http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fanfiction.net%2Fs%2F8461800%2F1%2FThe-Twine-Bracelet&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit

     
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  11. H_A_Greene

    H_A_Greene Unspeakable –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Oct 9, 2015 #11
    Oh kami. Plugged in Fate of the Dice on AO3. This is great.

     
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  12. Andrela

    Andrela Plot Bunny DLP Supporter

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    Oct 10, 2015 #12
    Straight Outta Newcomb.
     
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  13. lopeck

    lopeck Groundskeeper

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    Oct 10, 2015 #13
    I don't have enough thumbs left. This thread is full of win.
     
  14. Eilyfe

    Eilyfe Supreme Mugwump

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    Oct 10, 2015 #14
    Pure gold.

     
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  15. Hawkin

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    Oct 10, 2015 #15
    God, thanks guys for this awesome read. I was bored out of my mind at work, since then I've been laughing my ass off in my car and people are giving me strange looks. All worth it!
     
  16. Fenraellis

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    Oct 10, 2015 #16
    "schmoooove" with four 'o's kept throwing me off, but overall the idea was definitely worth a chuckle.
     
  17. MoltenCheese

    MoltenCheese Seventh Year

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    Oct 10, 2015 #17
  18. enembee

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    Oct 10, 2015 #18
    Tears of joy.
     
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  19. Joe

    Joe The Reminiscent Exile ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter ⭐⭐⭐

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    Oct 10, 2015 #19
    ...the last decade in fanfiction has been leading solely to this thread.

    My ff.net profile:

    [​IMG]

    Seriously, I want you to gangbang me on tha twitter.

    And, much like Taure, I went straight to something slutty. Here's a chunk of the Harry/Fleur sex scene from Wastelands:

    [​IMG]

    When the weight of the ghetto lifts fo' just a heartbeat, you know you done good.
     
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  20. Genghiz Khan

    Genghiz Khan Headmaster

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    Oct 10, 2015 #20
    I got this:

    "Friends, Romans, ghettomen, lend mah crazy ass yo' ears;
    I come ta bury Caesar, not ta praise his muthafuckin ass.
    Da evil dat pimps do lives afta them;
    Da phat is oft interred wit they bones:
    So let it be wit Caesar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke."

    - Da Tragedy of Julius Caesar by Lil' Willy Shakespeare

    Lol'd so hard. XD
     
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