Throw around the worst insults that you can WHILE KEEPING IT CLEAN!! That means you Gio.

Me first: You're so stupid that you couldn't find your way INTO a cardboard box.

 

You're the poster child for abortion.

 

Your so fat that you make moby dick look like a tic tac.

 

When you were born the doctor looked at your arse, then your face, before shouting out loud to all that could hear, "Jesus Christ, siamese twins!"

 

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.

 

Your mom is so fat that not only does she have her own zipcode, but her own state, and the fact that when she jumps in the air, she gets stuck.

 

Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye.

 

-Many others from my bash post of my "guest" 's post flaming. The utter owned-ness I brought to him is only rivaled by the vindication FF.net admins must feel when they delete a stained-future fic.To this date when I need to smile when the forums piss me off, I read this thread.

http://darklordpotter.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=724&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=15

It was the only time someone pissed me off enough to use this pic to insult them!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/Midknight00711/Bonding3.jpg

 

Look at you! i'm surprised that you where able to crawl out of the abortion bucket, scum!

 

I'd tell you to blow me, but you'd probably whip out your knee pads you queer.


Side note - I'm allowing the massive posting upon postings b/c this thread will get some laughs, but let's slow it down a bit please.

 

Your momma's so fat it takes two buses and a train ride to get on her good side.

Your momma's so dumb she starved to death in a supermarket.

Your so ugly not even your mother could love you.

Your moms like the wind... Everybody gets blown.

Your moms the town bicycle, everybody gets a ride.

 

Your momma's like a vaccum cleaner ... She sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back

Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail

Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man

Yo Mama's so greasy that she has to use baccon as a bandaid

 

It's impossible to believe that the sperm which created you beat out 1,000,000 others.

Darwin would not want you to breed.

Since the last time we spoke you have not only reached rock bottom... But you have actually started to dig.

You set low personal standards, then you consistently fail to achieve them.

So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!

If your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

 

Here is an example of a red hot flame:

Your post is the world's greatest proof of reincarnation; no one could get that dumb in just one lifetime. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.

If brains were gasoline, you wouldn't have enough to drive an ant's Go-cart around the inside of a bottle cap. You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. You've got a big hole in your head, now shut it. When you are at a loss for words, your loss is our gain. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

Reading your post is less interesting than watching paint dry. If wit was spit, your mouth would be drier than a shallow well in an African heat wave. Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if your brain cells weren't on the Endangered Species list; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if you didn't have a face that people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. Nah, of course you would.

In conclusion, sit down and shut up before trip over your own tongue and hurt yourself.

 

Your mama's so dumb she sat on the TV & watched the couch!
Your mama's so dumb she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Your mama's so dumb that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."!
Your mama's so poor, she was kicking a can down the street. I asked what she was doing, and she said "Moving."!
Your mama's teeth are so yellow when she yawns traffic slows down!
Your mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention!
Your mama's so poor your tv's got 2 channels: on and off!
Your mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history class!
Your mama's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming!
Your mama's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes back on in strip joints!
Your mama's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning!
Your mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone!
Your mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween!
Your mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill!
Your mama's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's!
Your mama's so stupid I said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon!
Your mama's so stupid that she sold her car for gas money!
Your mama's so stupid that she got hit by a parked car!
Your mama's so stupid she thought meow mix was a record for cats!
Your mama's so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person!
Your mama's so stupid she took a blood test & failed!
Your mama's so stupid she asked me "what's the letter after X" and I said Y she said "cause I wana know"!
Your mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up!
Your mama's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Your mama's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
Your mama's so dumb, she thinks socialism is partying!
Your mama's so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged!
Your mama's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!
Your mama's so fat, she went bungee jumping and broke the bridge!
Your mama's so fat when she went to the beach, everyone started screaming "Free Willy, Free WIlly"!!
Your mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World!
Your mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"!
Your mama's so ugly the animals at the zoo feed her!
Your mama's so fat, I tried to drive around her and ran out of gas!
Your mama's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H D!
Your mama's so fat she has to buy the whole airplane!
Your mama's so fat she got hit by a train and asked "Who threw that rock?"!
Your mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
Your mama's so fat she fell in love... broke it!
Your mama's so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
Your mama's so fat her yearbook picture is an arial!
Your mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts!
Your mama's so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"!
Your mama's so stupid, on her job application where it says 'emergency contact', she put '911'!
Your mama's so stupid, on an application it said, "Don't write here", and she wrote, "Why?" !
Your mama's so stupid, when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line, she put "O.K." !
Your mama's so stupid, if her I.Q. was any lower, she'd trip over it!
Your mama's so stupid, she thinks it's the ice cubes that keeps the freezer cold!
Your mama's so stupid, she thought the board of education was a piece of wood!
Your mama's so stupid, she asked how to spell UPS !
Your mama's so stupid, she bought a videocamera to record tv shows!
Your mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, trying to makeup her mind!
Your mama's so stupid, she asked for a price check at the dollar store!
Your mama's so stupid, she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read!
Your mama's so old, I told her to act her age... and then she died!
Your mama's so ugly, when she walks down the street, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"!
Your mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people run up yelling "Taxi!"!
Your mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it said "...to be continued"!
Your mama's so fat, when she got on a scale, it said "One at a time please"!

 

Your mama's so stupid that when she tripped, she missed the ground!
Your mama's so fat that she makes the empire state building look like a toothpick!

 

when you enter the room the average I.Q. drops by at least 20 points

just I side note of somehting that happened at school, I told I guy that if he got any stupider he'd be into double negatives on his IQ, and he asked "Well, thats like good isn't it?"

 

A double negative is a postive.

 

by double negative I mean -10 or something lower than that, double digits

 

But that's not what you said is it? pwnd!

--bornagainpenguin

PS: The insult? "The best part of you ran down your Father's leg..."