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Complete The DA Missions by Nonjon - M

Discussion in 'Humor' started by Raijin, Jan 25, 2007.

  1. Raijin

    Raijin Slug Club Member

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    Title: The DA Missions: Agent Toots
    Author: nonjon
    Rating: M
    Genre: Humor/General
    DLP Category: Humor/Parody
    Pairing: none
    Words: 5,551
    Published: January 24, 2007

    Status: Complete
    Summary: OneShot. PreHBP. Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Agent Toots initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
    Link: Patronus | FFN

    Eh its nonjon's fic need i say more?

    Title: The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury
    Author: nonjon
    Rating: M
    Genre: Humor/General
    DLP Category: Humor/Parody
    Words: 6,383
    Published: May 29, 2007

    Status: Complete
    Summary: COMPLETE. One-Shot. Pre-HBP. Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
    Link: Patronus | FFN

    Title: The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print
    Author: Nonjon
    Rating: M
    Genre: Humor/General
    DLP Category: Humor/Parody
    Pairing: None
    Words: 6,493
    Published: September 30, 2008

    Staus: Oneshot/Complete

    Summary: DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.

    Link: Patronus | FFN



    Checked by Minion, February 6, 2013
     
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  2. Chilli

    Chilli Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    For some reason, ffnet is giving me a "story not found" error, even though the fic is listed in the Stories Authored section and I can see the reviews just fine. Anyone else having this problem?
     
  3. bornagainpenguin

    bornagainpenguin DLP Archivist

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    Sadly, I really think you DO need to say more...
    Yeah me. --bornagainpenguin EDIT - added comment
     
  4. Raijin

    Raijin Slug Club Member

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    Hmm...weird I'm getting it as well, and i just read it. Geez...Well yea the story is just another humorous one shot of his i guess. Really I'm bad at summaries.
     
  5. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    Weird. ff.net seems to be a bit picky at the moment. It was real slow to show the story earlier but it was up and got a few hits and reviews. I've not taken it down and can still view it from my logged in area but I get the same "Story Not Found" you two are getting from the public address.

    The fic is there. Probably will start showing up again soon.

    If you're a member of my yahoogroup you can read the fic here: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nonjon/files/One-Shots/TDAM-Agent_Toots.htm

    Dunno how long ff.net will take to stop acting like it's not there.

    Err... just tried again and it showed up now. Maybe the bugginess has passed. Maybe not.
     
  6. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    ...Curse of the Shit Eating Immortals...
     
  7. ZanyMuggle

    ZanyMuggle Third Year

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    Where does he get this... stuff? This one-shot was fucking hilarious. As usual.

    Harry should disband the Junior DA, though.
     
  8. DarthBill

    DarthBill The Chosen One

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    4/5 Just because it is a one-shot.

    I liked Malfoy's letter at the end. And Harry's impersonation of Snape.
     
  9. Chilli

    Chilli Seventh Year DLP Supporter

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    Heehee, I could read it just fine this morning. Luna was awesome!
     
  10. huntedorange

    huntedorange Seventh Year

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    I really enjoyed this, i was able to read it when it was first posted here, just took me ages to read this review as usual. Think this idea would be much more suited to a full length story but still awesome as a one-shot. 4/5
     
  11. mcatrage

    mcatrage Raptured to Hell

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    5/5 For Luna, even though its a one-shot.
     
  12. Jeram

    Jeram Elder of Zion ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Fan-goozle-tastic, NJ!

    Plus, you may have just introduced one of my new favorite lines of all time:

    Wow - that reminds me of some of the juxtaposition humor I love so very much. In truth, that is the kind of nonsensical rationality I aspire for in my own fics.

    Thank, Mr. Nonjon, Thank.

    You.

    -J
     
  13. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Meh. I give this a three out of five. It just wasn't up to his usual standards. A few things made me laugh but mostly, I just stared at the screen wondering, "What?"

    Worst story he has ever written, yet as it's still decent, it shows just how good his stories normally are. Maybe it really isn't that bad, but compared to his other works, it makes it look worse than it is. I don't know.
     
  14. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    Meh, this one I didnt like. Most of his other is far better. Really, i didnt find much about it amusing. I dont deny its an interesting concept and well written, but not my style.

    2/5
     
  15. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    This is so amazingly great just like everything else you've written!! Gosh, I love it, plz coninue the storty

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    5/5
     
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  16. deathinapinkboa

    deathinapinkboa Minister of Magic

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    Nonjon, you are a god among people who sit at their computers reading and writing fanfiction.
     
  17. Amerision

    Amerision Galactic Sheep Emperor DLP Supporter

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    Meh. It was funny in a way, but it wasn't up to usual standards.

    3/5

    It was, as you said, very nonjon-ish.
     
  18. Rain

    Rain Pirate Navigator of the 7 Seas

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    I found it amusing. Wasn't tempted to ROFL, but I was laughing, and that's definitely appreciated. =)

    4/5
     
  19. TripticWriter

    TripticWriter Groundskeeper

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    I liked it, make me smile in the morning which is a really difficult things to do:D .

    I give it a 4/5.

    But one question: Will you become immortal even if it means eating shit?
     
  20. nonjon

    nonjon Alumni Retired Staff

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    I just edited the first post to include the link and information to a second "DA Mission."

    In the same sort of attitude as the first, but with less shit-eating.

    Here's the specifics of the second one.

    Title: The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury
    Author: nonjon
    Rating: M
    Genre: Humor/General
    DLP Category: Humor/Parody
    Status: Complete
    Summary: COMPLETE. One-Shot. Pre-HBP. Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
    Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3564607/1/
     
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