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The earth is teh flatz0rz. No, really.

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DGD, Feb 5, 2007.

  1. DGD

    DGD Headmaster

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  2. BioPlague

    BioPlague The Senate DLP Supporter

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    It is flat.
     
  3. Yarrgh!

    Yarrgh! Pirate King

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    Nu, Nu, It's Round!!11!
     
  4. Jon

    Jon The Demon Mayor Admin DLP Supporter

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    Pfft, it's obviously a cube, freaks.
     
  5. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    I thought it was a triangle. :(
     
  6. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    What ever shape the world is we all know that Scotland is at the bottom of the world.
     
  7. Dark Syaoran

    Dark Syaoran No. 4 Admin

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    Lol. It is, somewhat, Erotic. Dunedin is pretty much Scotland Version 2.
     
  8. Erotic Adventures of S

    Erotic Adventures of S Denarii Host

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    Didn't Dunedin get destroyed by a rouge Iceburg or something?

    Haven't heard of it for awhile now.
     
  9. the-caitiff

    the-caitiff Death Eater

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    You're all wrong. We live on a dodecahedron. From space the edges are fuzzed over by the atmosphere and it just looks round. Want to know how the universe got started? God rolled a nat 20. Any day now we'll see a critical failure, negating all of existance. Thus speak the end time prophecies of the Church of Gygax.
     
  10. LT2000

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    I thought it was a phallus.
     
  11. Rob

    Rob Looked into the void

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    God was clearly a mathematician. He created an n-sided three-dimensional figure and took the limit as n approached infinity to deduce the shape, and deduced the general formula for the size of the earth from the information contained therewithin, resulting in a unified formula of A = 4/3 * pi * r^3.

    Clearly.
     
  12. Dango-Fetish

    Dango-Fetish Fourth Year

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    It's a Tesseract last time I checked...
     
  13. Dark Minion

    Dark Minion Bright Henchman DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    It's neither of the afore mentioned. It's just a stupid one-dimensional plotline of a twelve year old mankind-fangirl. And if any of you starts to bitch, she will continue her story as slash-fiction.
     
  14. Skeletaure

    Skeletaure Magical Core Enthusiast ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Except the Earth isn't a perfect sphere: its all lumpy.
     
  15. Rob

    Rob Looked into the void

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    I didn't say God was a good mathematician.
     
  16. Antivash

    Antivash Until we meet again... DLP Supporter Retired Staff

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    ... Pffft. The world is neither flat nor round. It's God's big brown mushroom stamp on the universe's forehead. And fuck! does that teasing little slut deserve it or what!
     
  17. DemonDream

    DemonDream Professor

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    Hah! I found this site hilarious. I found it interesting that in the FAQ, the very first thing they did was 'prove' a conspiracy theory that involves the government falsifying all pictures of the earth, which means they are invalid. So no pictures of earth apply at all, and that is the thing that would immediately shoot holes in their 'theory.' Heh, bloody conspirationalists. This site is good for laughs.
     
  18. Duke of Rothwood

    Duke of Rothwood Professor

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    Here is another great thing on that site:
    http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=6257

    Apparently Australia, contrary to all evidence, does not actually exist.


    Can you believe these people, I wonder how high they have to be to actually believe this stuff
     
  19. Darius

    Darius 13/m/box

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    Lol, This was linked in a CN channel a few weeks back.

    Yeah, All those photographs showing a round earth are fake >_>
     
  20. Vayne

    Vayne Second Year

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    The whole no-Australia thing is actually a joke; the punchline being basically that their arguments for the lack of Australia are basically the same as the FE people's argument for a flat earth and government conspiracy covering it up. Some hilarious posts in there though, especially with the FE morons taking it seriously.
     
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