For a while the female orgasm was thought to be a myth by men everywhere, and is still sometimes jokingly referred to as such. The wizarding world is, of course, behind in this as in other areas and still believes it to be a myth. One day while looking through a book on mythology for some assignment Ron finds the myth of the female orgasm. Hermione is angry at this horribly sexist, commonly believed by wizards, statement so she forces Harry to disprove this theory. He has to go out and satisfy some witches and make observations to prove the existence of the female orgasm.

Not a fantastic idea, but suitable for a brief comedic smut story.

I'm not a very good writer, so I don't plan on pursuing this idea.

 

Haha, that is a funny idea - a good way to parody a lot of these smut-based stories where Harry is banging everybody he meets. Not that I don't enjoy reading them; I'm just jealous.

I could see it now: Hermione carrying around her notebook and giving helpful hints to Harry, telling him how to seduce certain women. Ron is pointing out girls in the hallway and Harry is carrying a permanent blush.

But, I think it would be a lot funnier if he was really trying hard to get with these women and they weren't giving it up. Like, the only girls he could just get with without a lot of effort are seventh year Slytherin sluts (say that five times fast) and the uglier, more obnoxious girls in his year.

The attractive girls are either taken or want some sort of long-term committment before they give it up to him, regardless of his Boy-Who-Lived status.

I'm somewhat interested in writing this story actually... let me see how things pan out - I've got a couple of ideas. Either way, that's a cool idea fluffy

 

This could be quite interesting. Is anyone up for competing with Vash for Lord of Smut?

 

listen, you write it, i'll read it. enough said.

 

Nope. I don't think that title is compete-able for.

 

^ Very true. But no-one knows this yet...

Even better - what if Vash took up the challenge? It would be a godlike amount of smut. Nah, I'd rather have another chapter of Bluer than Indigo.