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Dream Harry Potter Cast: Nightmare Edition

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Otters, Aug 2, 2018.

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  1. Otters

    Otters Groundskeeper ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    We've had a few threads in the past about who our ideal cast would be. And that's a fun topic. But loosely inspired by shitposting in IRC, as all great things are, here's the new and improved version.

    NIGHTMARE CASTING
    ​
    Post in here with your best worst casting decisions. Some of my favourites:

    Danny DeVito as Dobby the House Elf

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    Adam Sandler as Dumbledore

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    James Franco as Ron Weasley

    [​IMG]
     
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    Lena Dunham as Hermione Granger.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Johnny Depp as Grindelwald

    [​IMG]
     
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    Mel Gibson as Dumbledore

    [​IMG]


    Brendan Fraser as Severus Snape
    [​IMG]
     
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    Aug 2, 2018 #5
    Good thread

    As Luna, Zooey Deschanel,

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    As a young Dumbledore, the fabulous Ru Paul:

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    Ashton Kutcher as Neville

    Cherlize Theron as Bellatrix

    Donald Glover as Seamus.

    Aziz Ansari as Lavender Brown

    Sam Rockwell as Sirius Black (As he acted in The Green Mile)
     
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    What? No way, Charlize would be a killer Bellatrix. And Sam Rockwell could do a Sirius Black easily, and Donald Glover as Seamus isn't as crazy as you're thinking. Aziz in drag would be a fun change.
     
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    Daphne Greengrass​


    [​IMG]

    Fleur Delacour

    [​IMG] ​
     
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    There's a meta-narrative I'm picking up on, here...
     
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    Jesse Eisenberg as Hermione Granger:

    [​IMG]

    Dwayne Johnson as Dolores Umbridge:

    [​IMG]
     
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    I'm sorry, but Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Dolores Umbridge might be the most amazing thing I could ever see. I don't know how anyone would not want that.
     
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    Mel Gibson would rock as Dumbledore.
     
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    Kevin James as Vernon Dursley

    Nick Swardson as Peter Pettigrew

    At least with Mel Gibson’s Dumbledore we would all know whose fault it was that Harry‘s name came out of the Goblet of Fire…
     
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    Seth Rogan as Harry Potter
    Jonah Hill as Ron Weasley
    Pete Davidson as Colin Creevey

    Selena Gomez as Daphne Greengrass
    Justin Bieber as Draco Malfoy
    Miley Cyrus as Lucuius Malfoy

    Caitlin Jenner as Narcissa

    Kanye West as Gilderoy Lockhart
     
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    Kanye as Lockhart would be one of the greatest castings of all time.
     
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    Aug 4, 2018 #16
    I want this so much.

    sethrogenhp.png

    EDIT: I found this with actual Emma Watson, so I touched it up. Seems like it works.

    Alternately, Seth Rogan as Hermione Granger:

    [​IMG]

    (Lavender, Hermione, Parvati)?
     
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    ^ With ya boi Zac Efron as Pansy Parkinson.
     
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    Chris Farley as Voldemort.

    Oh wait, *nightmare* casting, nevermind.
     
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    I dunno... Consider that this is one of the two most prominent actors to play Umbridge.
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    Did you get my text?
     
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