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Fanfiction's Worst Reviews

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Moridin, Jul 7, 2010.

5/5, 2 votes
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  1. Majube

    Majube Order Member DLP Supporter

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    Aug 9, 2019 #421
    Because it was you? ;)
     
    Archinist
  2. Archinist

    Archinist Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    Aug 10, 2019 #422
    As the fanon goblins will say in 99% of IndyHarry fics ever (we're so unique!)

    "May your gold flow like the blood in an ebola victim"

    The reviewer will find Halt's story, trust me
     
    James
  3. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Aug 10, 2019 #423
    [​IMG]

    Lol wtf
     
    Silveron, Archinist, Otters, Plotless
  4. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Aug 10, 2019 #424
    You're very sad. Confirmed.
     
    Paladin
  5. Swimdraconian

    Swimdraconian Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Aug 10, 2019 #425
    It's spam brah. I got a similar review on CR three days ago from someone calling themselves 'Grant Gordon'.

     
    Archinist
  6. Crownworthy

    Crownworthy Banned

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    Aug 10, 2019 #426
    What an unlucky bastard he is, being bamboozled into reading two so very sad stories in such a short amount of time. And the summaries are so cheerful sounding, too!
     
    Silveron, Majube, Swimdraconian, ScottPress, Archinist
  7. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Aug 10, 2019 #427
    I'm sad...

    Group hug!
     
    Nazgoose, Archinist
  8. Swimdraconian

    Swimdraconian Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    Aug 10, 2019 #428
    We're a sad bunch of scum and villains here at the DLP Hive.
     
    Niez, Nazgoose, ScottPress, Archinist
  9. Archinist

    Archinist Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    Aug 16, 2019 #429
    Our old friend back again on Otters' story.

     
    Majube, Blorcyn
  10. Nevermind

    Nevermind Minister of Magic

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    Aug 17, 2019 #430
    The irony is practically spitting you in the face at this point.
     
    Archinist
  11. Archinist

    Archinist Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    Aug 17, 2019 #431
    What bugs and amuses me about this reviewer is the sheer incoherence of whatever the hell they’re trying to say.

    It’s like a shittily written e-mail.
     
    Nevermind
  12. Agent

    Agent High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Aug 22, 2019 #432
    Not sure if it counts as a review since it's a PM and not about a story and I deleted all mine years ago. You guys reckon I should go for it?
    http://imgur.com/a/fquqomD
     
  13. Halt

    Halt 1/3 of the Note Bros. Moderator

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    Aug 23, 2019 #433
    Absolutely. Report back when the Nigerian Prince pays you back a small loan of 1m dollahs
     
  14. Agent

    Agent High Inquisitor DLP Supporter

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    Aug 23, 2019 #434
    Just got laid. See ya later virgins.
     
  15. Fenraellis

    Fenraellis Chief Warlock

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    Aug 23, 2019 #435
    As long as the sex was suitably adorable.
     
  16. Silirt

    Silirt Chief Warlock DLP Supporter ⭐⭐

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    Aug 24, 2019 #436
    It's going around.
    upload_2019-8-24_14-24-48.png
    What amuses me about this is that someone had to come up with a fanfiction username generator. I'd really like to play around with it for eight seconds. So far we have Ladysmith8j and GentleAvenger3o.
     
  17. Archinist

    Archinist Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    Aug 24, 2019 #437
    Shit I've also gotten PM's like that (creepy right). I've always wondered if it's a troll or some bot-generated advertiser for a porn site.

     
  18. The Iron Rose

    The Iron Rose Chief Warlock

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    Aug 25, 2019 #438

    [​IMG]
     
    H_A_Greene, Archinist, Agayek
  19. Archinist

    Archinist Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    Sep 29, 2019 #439
     
  20. Genghiz Khan

    Genghiz Khan Headmaster

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    Sep 29, 2019 #440
    Not sure if troll reviewer or just a bit fucked in the head.
     
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