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Fanfiction's Worst Reviews

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Moridin, Jul 7, 2010.

  1. Salsa

    Salsa Seventh Year

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    It will.
     
  2. Saez

    Saez Professor

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    Because it was you? ;)
     
  3. Salsa

    Salsa Seventh Year

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    As the fanon goblins will say in 99% of IndyHarry fics ever (we're so unique!)

    "May your gold flow like the blood in an ebola victim"

    The reviewer will find Halt's story, trust me
     
  4. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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  5. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    You're very sad. Confirmed.
     
  6. Swimdraconian

    Swimdraconian Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    It's spam brah. I got a similar review on CR three days ago from someone calling themselves 'Grant Gordon'.

     
  7. Crownworthy

    Crownworthy First Year

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    What an unlucky bastard he is, being bamboozled into reading two so very sad stories in such a short amount of time. And the summaries are so cheerful sounding, too!
     
  8. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign ~ Prestige ~

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    I'm sad...

    Group hug!
     
  9. Swimdraconian

    Swimdraconian Denarii Host DLP Supporter

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    We're a sad bunch of scum and villains here at the DLP Hive.
     
  10. Salsa

    Salsa Seventh Year

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    Our old friend back again on Otters' story.

     
  11. Nevermind

    Nevermind Auror

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    The irony is practically spitting you in the face at this point.
     
  12. Salsa

    Salsa Seventh Year

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    What bugs and amuses me about this reviewer is the sheer incoherence of whatever the hell they’re trying to say.

    It’s like a shittily written e-mail.
     
  13. Agent Zero

    Agent Zero Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Not sure if it counts as a review since it's a PM and not about a story and I deleted all mine years ago. You guys reckon I should go for it?
    http://imgur.com/a/fquqomD
     
  14. Halt

    Halt 1/3 of the Note Bros. Moderator

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    Absolutely. Report back when the Nigerian Prince pays you back a small loan of 1m dollahs
     
  15. Agent Zero

    Agent Zero Groundskeeper DLP Supporter

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    Just got laid. See ya later virgins.
     
  16. Fenraellis

    Fenraellis Chief Warlock

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    As long as the sex was suitably adorable.
     
  17. Silirt

    Silirt Auror DLP Supporter

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    It's going around.
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    What amuses me about this is that someone had to come up with a fanfiction username generator. I'd really like to play around with it for eight seconds. So far we have Ladysmith8j and GentleAvenger3o.
     
  18. Salsa

    Salsa Seventh Year

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    Shit I've also gotten PM's like that (creepy right). I've always wondered if it's a troll or some bot-generated advertiser for a porn site.

     
  19. The Iron Rose

    The Iron Rose Headmaster

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