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Politest ways to say "Fuck You"

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Arthellion, Dec 2, 2019.

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  1. Arthellion

    Arthellion Lord of the Banned ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Dec 2, 2019 #1
    Inspired by a Discord convo.

    There's always the classic

    "Per my last email...."

    "With all due respect..."

    What y'all got?
     
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  2. DR

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    Dec 2, 2019 #2
    As I said on the Discord, the politest way to call someone trash is just

    "I don't think that's advisable."

    Just repeat it in every context.
     
  3. Aekiel

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    Dec 2, 2019 #3
    "As I mentioned previously..."

    "Have you considered..."

    "That doesn't appear to be correct..."
     
  4. Eilyfe

    Eilyfe Supreme Mugwump

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    Dec 2, 2019 #4
    No.
     
  5. Agayek

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    Dec 2, 2019 #5
    I've always liked the good old standby of "Fuck you, no that's stupid."
     
  6. Blorcyn

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    Dec 2, 2019 #6
    “Onanism becomes you”
     
  7. DR

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    Dec 2, 2019 #7
    For academics:

    "That's tautological."

    (Especially if it is, but even if it's not, they hate that.)
     
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    Dec 2, 2019 #8
    "Noted."
     
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  9. Zombie

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    Dec 2, 2019 #9
    are you an idiot sandwich?
     
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    “Perhaps you could check that reference again?”
     
  11. Utsane

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    Dec 2, 2019 #11
    "ur the big poopoo"

    My favorite way to use this is, "I'm not entirely certain that's correct. Would you please consider stopping being the big poopoo?"
     
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    Dec 2, 2019 #12
    I may have misunderstood the title, initially.

    I'm a fan of "I'm not sure you fully understand what I'm suggesting."

    For patients, "Of course it's absolutely your choice and right to do so, if you wish, I just need to check your understanding of [blank], and sign here, please."
     
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    Dec 2, 2019 #13
    "While that is possible, I'm not sure I can advise that in good faith."

    "Don't worry; everyone has moments like this at times."
     
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    Dec 2, 2019 #14
    Bless your heart.
     
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    Dec 2, 2019 #15
    Sauce wins the thread.
     
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    Dec 2, 2019 #16
    "You're entitled to your opinion, Arthellion."
     
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    Dec 2, 2019 #17
    For the office context:

    "Well, if it explodes, don't say I didn't warn you."
     
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    Dec 2, 2019 #18
    Terry Pratchett came up with the best one:

    Don't let me detain you.
     
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    Dec 2, 2019 #19
    "Go forth and multiply.'
     
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    Dec 2, 2019 #20
    For the Americans in the room, the phrase is "stop resisting."

    I think ours is more direct.
     
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