I think what you just said would be a pretty funny dig if it wasn't already mentioned almost literally just a few posts before. Oh wait, it wasn't funny then either. Since you love plucking on low-hanging fruit, why don't you tickle my balls while you're at it.

 

Can't tickle what's not there.

 

To be fair, nobody ever reads what Scott posts. We just pretend he doesn't exist so we can avoid banning him for being one salute shy of a Sieg Heil most days of the week.

Speaking of, they finally drop?

 

I wouldn't hold it against you for not knowing my age @Zenzao.

You're always too deep in your words. Heaven knows how many people have died of old age reading your QTs.

 

>QTs
what is this, a mafia game? Well, we are all being dicks to each other with great enthusiasm. I guess it is.

lynch vote: miner.

 

I think Miner making the assumption that anyone ever reads anything Zenzao writes is the most flattering compliment's he's received.

 

I mean, can we even make the assumption that Lungs writes?

 

I feel like Lungs is at least as much of a writer as you are a musician, but that's not exactly saying a whole lot.

 

Coming from someone who can’t finish a story even with spacebattles fellating you the whole time.

 

Have your people discovered the flush toilet yet?

 

If there is a god, you will burn in hell for that insinuation. Ohhhh wai-... I'msosorry

 

Of all your attempts, that was the first time you managed to be even somewhat humourous. Head banging = concussions, confirmed?

 

It's been a while since I've indulged in any headbanging, but the noxious fumes from bush fires are certainly harmful to higher thought. They seem to have gotten to you.

 

You probably shouldn’t ‘indulge’ in the future. Looks like it has done more than enough damage already.

 

Not as much damage as I did to your dad's vagina last night eyyyyyoooo.

 

2009? Is that you?

 

I thought of all people, someone who dresses as a 1910s retro hipster could appreciate a little bit of old-world charm.

 

I guess you haven't finished middle school yet if 2009 is old-world...

 

Wrong, I'm also not an anime girl, so you can quit fondling yourself now, thanks.

 

It would be an improvement. Hell, at this point, literally anything would be, for you.