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Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

  1. Zilly Sawdust

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    I think what you just said would be a pretty funny dig if it wasn't already mentioned almost literally just a few posts before. Oh wait, it wasn't funny then either. Since you love plucking on low-hanging fruit, why don't you tickle my balls while you're at it.
     
  2. Miner

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    Can't tickle what's not there.
     
  3. Zenzao

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    To be fair, nobody ever reads what Scott posts. We just pretend he doesn't exist so we can avoid banning him for being one salute shy of a Sieg Heil most days of the week.

    Speaking of, they finally drop?
     
  4. Miner

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    I wouldn't hold it against you for not knowing my age @Zenzao.

    You're always too deep in your words. Heaven knows how many people have died of old age reading your QTs.
     
  5. Zenzao

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    >QTs
    what is this, a mafia game? Well, we are all being dicks to each other with great enthusiasm. I guess it is.

    lynch vote: miner.
     
  6. Lungs

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    I think Miner making the assumption that anyone ever reads anything Zenzao writes is the most flattering compliment's he's received.
     
  7. Microwave

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    I mean, can we even make the assumption that Lungs writes?
     
  8. Agayek

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    I feel like Lungs is at least as much of a writer as you are a musician, but that's not exactly saying a whole lot.
     
  9. Iztiak

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    Coming from someone who can’t finish a story even with spacebattles fellating you the whole time.
     
  10. TheWiseTomato

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    Have your people discovered the flush toilet yet?
     
  11. Zilly Sawdust

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    If there is a god, you will burn in hell for that insinuation. Ohhhh wai-... I'msosorry
     
  12. TheWiseTomato

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    Of all your attempts, that was the first time you managed to be even somewhat humourous. Head banging = concussions, confirmed?
     
  13. Zilly Sawdust

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    It's been a while since I've indulged in any headbanging, but the noxious fumes from bush fires are certainly harmful to higher thought. They seem to have gotten to you.
     
  14. pbluekan

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    You probably shouldn’t ‘indulge’ in the future. Looks like it has done more than enough damage already.
     
  15. Zilly Sawdust

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    Not as much damage as I did to your dad's vagina last night eyyyyyoooo.
     
  16. TheWiseTomato

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    2009? Is that you?
     
  17. Zilly Sawdust

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    I thought of all people, someone who dresses as a 1910s retro hipster could appreciate a little bit of old-world charm.
     
  18. Miner

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    I guess you haven't finished middle school yet if 2009 is old-world...
     
  19. Zilly Sawdust

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    Wrong, I'm also not an anime girl, so you can quit fondling yourself now, thanks.
     
  20. pbluekan

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    It would be an improvement. Hell, at this point, literally anything would be, for you.
     
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