How have I not noticed that these past few months?! That sounds amazing! Definitely giving that a go.

 

Title: Much to Overcome

Author: TheGoodPa

Summary: His name, his home, his condition. He had quite a bit to overcome.

Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13268960/1/Much-to-Overcome


There’s being mysterious, and then there’s being downright uninformative.

 

I'm digging Pokemon again but the lack of decent stories out there means trawling through the pages of utter shit is a common task, the sort of which makes you question life.

"Okay. I can explain. See, on tumblr, I hitched my online brand to Lucario via Lucario chatposts (kinda like the ones I made for the gay dads au, except with me and lucario and before I did those ones). People enjoyed them, I did more of them, they started implying I might have a thing for lucario and, well, once you speak a thing into existence.... So yeah, technically it's a self insert/lucario but I couldn't find a tag for that and if I say LucarioxReader, you can pretend it's YOU lucario is being intimate with and share the shame and guilt with me. Some pet play, some light bdsm because even though i'm not into the scene it's still kinda neat. i wouldn't do it with a real dude, cause i don't trust like that, not anymore, but hey with a telepathic dog who hugs back and can fuck? why not."

What the ever loving fuck.

 

"Hi guys this is my first story and this story I'm not sure with the rating so it may change may continue if it is liked but onto the summery. what if..."

"Hi guys this is my first story and..." is already enough to know it's going to be shit, though.

 

qUiRkY

 

I hate that word on principle, the repetition really elevates things though.

 

Santa Paws by Teddylonglong
Santa Claus takes pity on Harry Potter and rescues him from his abusive relatives, giving him one of his puppies as his familiar. What if the power the Dark Lord knows not was his puppy familiar, who could access spiritual magic of the North Pole? Completely AU, partly OOC. Pairing Harry-Luna. Completely AU! Partly OOC, Dumbledore/Weasley bashing.

 

Draco Malfoy and... DAMMIT, POTTER, I WANTED TO BE FRIENDS by love_from_belle

..And the tags

basically everything thats cringy with AO3 -_-

 

AKA I'm too stupid to use tags properly.

 

At least they aren't shipping eleven year olds like a weirdly high amount of other fics I guess.

 

This is why I really hate AO3. The purpose of the tag is so that when someone searches for it, your story will show up. Who would ever search up a tag like "obviously there are no other ships than Draco's parents in this installment"? It doesn't improve the amount of clicks your story is going to get , if anything, you're going to get less clicks.

The worst part is that this could actually be a decent story. A canon-compliant(ish) fic from the POV of Draco where half the stuff he said in canon is meant to be said in a sarcastic/jokey tone but everyone thinks he's serious.

 

Title: Enraptured


Summary: This is a rework of Keira Andrew's "Kidnapped by a Pirate"... Kindly do not accuse me of Plagiarism again because I am not gaining any financial profit from this and the only reason I am putting this work back up is because all my readers have insisted on it. The summary: Harry never thought that a bloody savage pirate would be the one to free him from the strict and conservative


Link: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13363942/1/Enraptured

 

Reading this thread filled my heart with joy.

I've got to save the old threads for the future when I get really depressed.

 

I'm so glad someone bumped this thread.

Trench Knife Delphi by Azure Lightning Emerald Cloud reviews
When Umbridge is about to CRUCIO Harry, a woman knocks on the door. Enter Delphi. She's out of Azkaban and into another timeline. Violence ensues. But she also wants friends because she's low-key lonely af and everyone she's ever met hates her. Join her on her bloody journey. I don't own any of these character, J.K. Rowling does.
Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,722 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11m ago - Published: Feb 25 - [Luna L., Pansy P.] Harry P., Delphi Riddle


Omega's Binding by Madriddler reviews
After a violent encounter, Harry Potter is turned into a werewolf. An Omega Werewolf, to be exact. Now dealing with heats and the ability to get pregnant, Harry must learn to live with his new forms and life, while a desire for revenge fuels him. Will he be able to resist his heat and vengeance? Or will he fall into an instinctual lust, and look for his Alpha?
Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,106 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5h ago - Published: Feb 24 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Blaise Z., Fenrir G.

Oh, I bet it's the latter.

 

Colin's Secret by TheSlytherinHufflepuff
Colin Creevey gets an eye full! HP/DM. Super Slash.
Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,956 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2h ago - [Draco M., Harry P.] Colin C.

Not just Slash, but Super Slash.