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Fanfiction's Worst Summaries v10.0

Discussion in 'Fanfic Discussion' started by Dark Syaoran, Jun 10, 2016.

  1. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    But they had to talk about Harry's Pets.
     
  2. fab1577

    fab1577 Squib

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    How have I not noticed that these past few months?! That sounds amazing! Definitely giving that a go.
     
  3. Crownworthy

    Crownworthy First Year

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    Silveron First Year

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    I'm digging Pokemon again but the lack of decent stories out there means trawling through the pages of utter shit is a common task, the sort of which makes you question life.

    "Okay. I can explain. See, on tumblr, I hitched my online brand to Lucario via Lucario chatposts (kinda like the ones I made for the gay dads au, except with me and lucario and before I did those ones). People enjoyed them, I did more of them, they started implying I might have a thing for lucario and, well, once you speak a thing into existence.... So yeah, technically it's a self insert/lucario but I couldn't find a tag for that and if I say LucarioxReader, you can pretend it's YOU lucario is being intimate with and share the shame and guilt with me. Some pet play, some light bdsm because even though i'm not into the scene it's still kinda neat. i wouldn't do it with a real dude, cause i don't trust like that, not anymore, but hey with a telepathic dog who hugs back and can fuck? why not."

    What the ever loving fuck.
     
  5. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Everythings a meme anymore. Can't tell if serious or not -- a fine line which leads to insanity.
     
  6. Clerith

    Clerith Ahegao Emperor ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    "Hi guys this is my first story and this story I'm not sure with the rating so it may change may continue if it is liked but onto the summery. what if..."

    "Hi guys this is my first story and..." is already enough to know it's going to be shit, though.
     
  7. Zombie

    Zombie John Waynes Teeth Moderator DLP Supporter

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    >summery
    Dogshit.
     
  8. Majube

    Majube High Inquisitor

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    qUiRkY
     
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    I hate that word on principle, the repetition really elevates things though.
     
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