Just like your writing, then.

 

I mean, compare to whatever it is you've done...

 

Wize, come on man. Picking on the handicapped is beneath you, which is saying something.

 

Low as I've sunk since coming to DLP, at least I've yet to pick up a vore fetish.

 

I dunno man, I'm sure you've watched someone eat a tomato before...

 

Why is it that when I see an anime-esque profile pic, the user is male? That never made any sense to me.

 

Your insult was about as creative as that gem you call a forum handle.

 

Don't mind him GoodStuff, mocking other people's usernames and saying their insults suck is about as creative as this guy gets.

 

Hardly one to talk about creativity when you've had the same profile picture your entire time here. Some random chav laying down on a road to die.

If you're keeping it, at least use it as inspiration.

 

I think you're confusing vanity for creativity, which is par for the course for Cool Guys On The Internet™ like you.

EDIT: Though I've changed it just for you, may you be inspired to do great things.

 

You're about as white as your posts sound.

 

Thank you, you write very well too, for a penal colony inhabitant.

 

ftfy. I know you're a little slow, but keep up with the times.

 

What are you up to now man? 2m, 3m words?

And still nothing of worth?

 

Isn't that dead horse getting stinky by now, Seratin? Dragging the poor thing around with Scott's noose, how cruel. What are we going to do the next time he wants to hang himself in Politics? Be a good sport and return it to him, yes, the horse too, thank you, there you go, scurry on down before you hurt yourself on this 1.95m-word mountain you tried to make light of. It's been known to drop the occasional thousands-words boulder on unsuspecting heads.

 

Only for them to flip town.

 

I'm not sure why you sing to yourself on your profile, but... yeah why do you do that. Self-soothing?

 

Is your profile pic the defiled corpse of your mother?

 

Ah, the DLP member so utterly unremarkable his profile is based around an attempt to be somewhat spicy and he still manages to choose something fairly plain.

 

It sounds like an insult, but knowing Hot Salsa's age, I suspect Seratin might just be starting Operation Twenty-year Age Gap on the first target with similar specs to his son. Ya depraved fuck. Take your negs elsewhere.