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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

  1. Zilly Sawdust

    Zilly Sawdust Professor

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    Just like your writing, then.
     
  2. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    I mean, compare to whatever it is you've done...
     
  3. Agayek

    Agayek The Cursed Child DLP Supporter

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    Wize, come on man. Picking on the handicapped is beneath you, which is saying something.
     
  4. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Low as I've sunk since coming to DLP, at least I've yet to pick up a vore fetish.
     
  5. Miner

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    I dunno man, I'm sure you've watched someone eat a tomato before...
     
  6. Advice Needed

    Advice Needed First Year

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    Why is it that when I see an anime-esque profile pic, the user is male? That never made any sense to me.
     
  7. pbluekan

    pbluekan Minister of Magic DLP Supporter

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    Your insult was about as creative as that gem you call a forum handle.
     
  8. Zilly Sawdust

    Zilly Sawdust Professor

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    Don't mind him GoodStuff, mocking other people's usernames and saying their insults suck is about as creative as this guy gets.
     
  9. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Hardly one to talk about creativity when you've had the same profile picture your entire time here. Some random chav laying down on a road to die.

    If you're keeping it, at least use it as inspiration.
     
  10. Zilly Sawdust

    Zilly Sawdust Professor

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    I think you're confusing vanity for creativity, which is par for the course for Cool Guys On The Internet™ like you.

    EDIT: Though I've changed it just for you, may you be inspired to do great things.
     
  11. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    You're about as white as your posts sound.
     
  12. Zilly Sawdust

    Zilly Sawdust Professor

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    Thank you, you write very well too, for a penal colony inhabitant.
     
  13. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    ftfy. I know you're a little slow, but keep up with the times.
     
  14. Seratin

    Seratin Proudmander –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    What are you up to now man? 2m, 3m words?

    And still nothing of worth?
     
  15. Zenzao

    Zenzao 500 Club King –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Isn't that dead horse getting stinky by now, Seratin? Dragging the poor thing around with Scott's noose, how cruel. What are we going to do the next time he wants to hang himself in Politics? Be a good sport and return it to him, yes, the horse too, thank you, there you go, scurry on down before you hurt yourself on this 1.95m-word mountain you tried to make light of. It's been known to drop the occasional thousands-words boulder on unsuspecting heads.
     
  16. Miner

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    Only for them to flip town.
     
  17. Selethe

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    I'm not sure why you sing to yourself on your profile, but... yeah why do you do that. Self-soothing?
     
  18. Archinist

    Archinist Hαn Sαlsæd First

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    Is your profile pic the defiled corpse of your mother?
     
  19. Seratin

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    Ah, the DLP member so utterly unremarkable his profile is based around an attempt to be somewhat spicy and he still manages to choose something fairly plain.
     
  20. Blorcyn

    Blorcyn Minister of Magic DLP Supporter DLP Silver Supporter

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    It sounds like an insult, but knowing Hot Salsa's age, I suspect Seratin might just be starting Operation Twenty-year Age Gap on the first target with similar specs to his son. Ya depraved fuck. Take your negs elsewhere.
     
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