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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

  1. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Imagine insulting Seratin when you're so bad at being a doctor that the NHS doesn't even want you treating patients during a pandemic.
     
  2. Advice Needed

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    You're surprisingly coherent for a Drunken Scotsman.
     
  3. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    You tried to teach your siblings your gender pronouns but they don't speak trash.
     
  4. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Xiph insulting people on a forum because his personal life is like his work history, brief, loud and inconsistent.
     
  5. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    Speaking of brief lives
     
  6. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    Its better than being an accident on your mothers underwear.
     
  7. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Your mother wished you were an accident on her underwear.
     
  8. ScottPress

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    Zombie talking about oopsie kids makes as much sense as Zombie talking about not snorting shit into every orifice
     
  9. TheWiseTomato

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    You know, it's fitting that it's a Pole who's overly concerned about what goes into other people's orifices.
     
  10. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    You must have been bullied in grade school, you're always eager to pick on the class retard.
     
  11. Zombie

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    I picture the end of your time in NY being like the final scene in Taxi Driver.
     
  12. Xiph0

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    The end of your time will be a US GI cutting the lock on a gate and finding you stacked chimney-style with all the other jews.
     
  13. Paradise

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    I picture your end to be a 51 day siege in central texas
     
  14. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    I picture your end to be in your closet with your own belt and a anime girl pillow.
     
  15. Xiph0

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    I picture you strapped to a chair Clockwork Orange style while the US government draws your last drop of blood to check purity.
     
  16. TheWiseTomato

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    This is the insults thread Xiph, not the sexual fantasy sharing thread.
     
  17. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter

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    When your country was on fire, it clearly missed a spot.
     
  18. Xiph0

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    When we burned yours, we didn't.
     
  19. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    You ever feel like you are losing touch with the streets? I have pro tips for you!

    1. Start listening to your favorite old rap albums, like Dr Dre, Mac Dre, and Too $hort.

    2. Try to re-learn spanish, so you can get back in with the street kids.

    3. Give up, and go back to waxing poetically about Marx and listening to RaTM
     
  20. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Easier to stay in touch with the streets when you're one parental argument away from sleeping on them.
     
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