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Forum Game: Insult the Person Above You

Discussion in 'The Humor Mill' started by Selethe, Nov 17, 2019.

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  1. Mordecai

    Mordecai Drunken Scotsman –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Jun 28, 2020 #481
    Imagine insulting Seratin when you're so bad at being a doctor that the NHS doesn't even want you treating patients during a pandemic.
     
    Juggalibrarian, H_A_Greene
  2. Advice Needed

    Advice Needed Banned

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    Dec 9, 2020 #482
    You're surprisingly coherent for a Drunken Scotsman.
     
  3. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Dec 9, 2020 #483
    You tried to teach your siblings your gender pronouns but they don't speak trash.
     
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  4. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Dec 9, 2020 #484
    Xiph insulting people on a forum because his personal life is like his work history, brief, loud and inconsistent.
     
    Juggalibrarian, Sauce Bauss, Advice Needed
  5. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    Speaking of brief lives
     
  6. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    Dec 9, 2020 #486
    Its better than being an accident on your mothers underwear.
     
  7. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Your mother wished you were an accident on her underwear.
     
  8. ScottPress

    ScottPress The Horny Sovereign –§ Prestigious §– DLP Supporter

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    Dec 9, 2020 #488
    Zombie talking about oopsie kids makes as much sense as Zombie talking about not snorting shit into every orifice
     
  9. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    Dec 9, 2020 #489
    You know, it's fitting that it's a Pole who's overly concerned about what goes into other people's orifices.
     
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  10. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    You must have been bullied in grade school, you're always eager to pick on the class retard.
     
  11. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    I picture the end of your time in NY being like the final scene in Taxi Driver.
     
  12. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    The end of your time will be a US GI cutting the lock on a gate and finding you stacked chimney-style with all the other jews.
     
  13. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    I picture your end to be a 51 day siege in central texas
     
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  14. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    I picture your end to be in your closet with your own belt and a anime girl pillow.
     
  15. Xiph0

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    I picture you strapped to a chair Clockwork Orange style while the US government draws your last drop of blood to check purity.
     
  16. TheWiseTomato

    TheWiseTomato Prestigious Tomato ~ Prestige ~ DLP Supporter

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    This is the insults thread Xiph, not the sexual fantasy sharing thread.
     
  17. Zombie

    Zombie Black Philip Moderator DLP Supporter ⭐

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    When your country was on fire, it clearly missed a spot.
     
  18. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    When we burned yours, we didn't.
     
  19. Paradise

    Paradise Paraplegic Dice DLP Supporter

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    You ever feel like you are losing touch with the streets? I have pro tips for you!

    1. Start listening to your favorite old rap albums, like Dr Dre, Mac Dre, and Too $hort.

    2. Try to re-learn spanish, so you can get back in with the street kids.

    3. Give up, and go back to waxing poetically about Marx and listening to RaTM
     
    Xiph0
  20. Xiph0

    Xiph0 Yoda Admin

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    Easier to stay in touch with the streets when you're one parental argument away from sleeping on them.
     
    Juggalibrarian, ScottPress, Irene, Paradise
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