What if Harry had more problems from his time at the Dursleys than we knew? It would have to be a comedy fic, and off the top of my head I can think of Klepto!Harry, Pyro!Harry, MPD!Harry, Nympho!Harry. It could be very funny if it was done the right way. In chapter one, Harry might steal the Philosopher's Stone, in chapter two he could learn the incendio charm and burn down the Chamber Of Secrets.

 

I can just see it now..

"What stone?"

"The stone you have in your pocket. Please give it to me."

"Now you're just being kinky you dirty old goat. I'm only eleven and there are laws against that sort of thing."

 

Burn Baby Burn!, a pyro!harry story:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2823892/1/
not so bad, but not the best either...

 

He gonna beat yo ass boy

 

well, fire does make it better, that's the truth... still it's a pity that those are just episodes. When I first saw it I was hoping for a long, hilarious story... ah, well, at least its amusing and worth reading
you know, pyromania is not for me... I'd prefer explosives

 

Oh man... I started rereading some of my old Dragonlance books for fun recently. Then I reread this thread earlier. Now...plot bunny evilness hath invaded mine brain.

Klepto!Harry + Tasslehoff Burrfoot = all kinds of win

Klepto!Harry + Tas + Hogwarts = all kinds of win + suicidal Dumbledore

Snape + Raistlin Majere = Dead Snape (= all kinds of win)

Hogwarts + Fizban the DADA teacher = ultimate win

So. To summarize:

(k!HP+Tas)+(Snape+Raistlin)+(HogwartsXFizban) = I died from laughing so hard at the mental image.

 

Please write that story if you get the chance. I'd make a new account praising you as master. I haven't seen a single Dragonlance fiction of merit . . .anywhere, much less a Dragon/Potter crossover. Have you seen any?

I'm not sure If someone could pull off Harry with that many problems in a comedy MPD and Nympho would be hilarious together, but a pyro!Harry might make the story a bit annoying if someone didn't pull it off perfectly

 

There is this one fic i saw somewhere in fanfiction. But i never read it since i just skipped over it. Can't remember the name but you can look for it since it's there some where.

 

The answer you seek is napalm, friend. Big boom and lots of fire.

::Gazes off into the distance wistfully::

 

I feel so unloved. I am writing a HP/DL cross based on INBN's challenge, Raistlin is Harry's new mentor/Master, chapter 11 of which is currently undergoing a few last tweaks. Basically Raistlin pulls a Quirrel on Harry during the DoM when Harry was begging Dumbledore to kill him. Yes they torment Snape, regularly... Necromancer!Harry, plus army of undead and fem!Blaise the opportunist.

 

Huh. As much as I'm loath to read anything with fem!Blaise, much less HP/fem!Blaise ...I'm interested in reading a HP/DL crossover.

 

They're not really paired romantically. For a while Harry has her under a mind control spell (the same one Raistlin used on that gully dwarf, that caused her to become infatuated with him) so he could use her as his spy in Slytherin, but eventually she broke free and it's now mostly a political alliance (she's using his infliuence and fame, he's using her as his spy and for other things).

 

Sorry for the double post. Stupid wireless connection crapped out on me.

 

I read it earlier and now I find that I dislike you with great zeal for not finishing it.

It really was going well even if I think Harry should have

Spoiler

dropped fem!Blaise down the hole

Any plans to finish this fic?

 

What part of;

was unclear? I'm fiddling with it and I definitely haven't given up on it.