Title: Love Found in a Game
Author: Nightspeed
Genre: Humor.
Rating: M.
Status: WIP
Pairings: HG/SS in the future.
Suggested category: Humor/Parody
Summary: This is a story about two people who find love in a game. The game is called World of Warcraft and it is real. HGSS


Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3329022/1/



Read this story, and if you don't either fall off your chair laughing or puke, I will award you brownie points for having the strongest stomach for absolute shite evar.

 

Read it when Bio posted it. I stuck with it all the way through.

Full of fail and shit. 0/5 Thats the first time I've ever given that score to a fic I found here. I'm usually very forgiving, hell I've given five stars to a story that went to the trash bin but this literally has no redeeming qualities.

 

How... lame. A tribute to the intelligence of WoW players everywhere.

-5/5

 

I puked at the period of the second sentence. Dumbledore bringing WoW to Hogwarts is actually MORE out of character than the Cannibal!Hermione I just read about in Erised's story.

Big D

 

This fic is insulting to:

Warcraft players, Harry Potter readers, Fanfic writers, Fanfic readers, God, The Internet, Computers, Word processing software, English Teachers, and my dog's IQ.

0/5 + Call for beheading of the author.

 

.. What a waste of a post.

0/5. This shit couldn't even entertain me for a second.

 

I’ve never played WoW, but I don’t think I would’ve enjoyed this fic even if I did. It is confusing and the characters are poorly written.

 

Frankly, I'm aghast that this story would even be submitted for review. Clearly Die Ginney Die has some sort of sick vendetta against the rest of the forum and is punishing us for some perceived slight

Damn you DGD! You will pay for this... you will PAY!

That said...

The story is a massive and turdlike testament to why bad fanfiction should be grounds for canings.

Pedo!Snape writers of this ilk need to have their genitalia removed with spoons. Rusty, unhygienic, blunt spoons. Spoons wielded by homicidally insane proctologists with spongiform encephalitis.

This fic is so bad that even if the author were to turn out another work, one which rivaled the staying power of all the Homeric epics combined... it would still suck because of the spillover of "bad" from this one.

 

My hate for clichés and H/G far outweighs my hate for a fic about a game that I've never played. My zero's are saved for the above topics.

1/5.

 

Heh, the horribleness of it is what makes it entertaining. I was laughing the whole time, ^_____^

I'll do us all a favor and move it to the trashbin where it belongs though.

 

This shit is an affront for all fics in the trash bin. It should be deleted or moved to the Hall of Shame.

In fact there are thousands of similar piles of shit out there. It's always the same basic idea: "Dumbledore has a great Idea and organises BigBrother / AmericanIdo / WhoWantsToBeAMillionaire / etc" ending with "what happens when two most unlikely persons are forced to work together" pairings, including either Malfoy or Snape or both in a threesome.

I can already hear the n00bs following DGD's example posting these 'stories' here ...

 

I'll second that.

 

I second the call for shaming... but being a newb... my second only counts as a 0.5.

That said, I'm all for shaming this author.

 

.... erm .... ....
that was horrible....
The funny thing is that the author is personalizing himself with Snape... that speaks well for his mental health...
for idea, plot, and wit: 0/5

 

I'm agreeing with Minion that this deserves Hall of Shameage.

 

This author needs to have their humanity license revoked, incinerated, and the ashes scattered across the Arctic. I don't even play WoW and I feel ashamed for this insulting piece of shit. 0/5

 

And take a look at his Reviews... People consider this good?

 

Ready sarcasm...

Now, I now I’m just a n00b here, but I have two stories in the Trash Bin so I think I am justified when I say that this should not be in the Trash Bin and should be moved to The Hall of Shame. I am deeply offended that my two crappy stories are in the same category as “Love Found in a Game.” My two crappy fics are much better that this lousy piece of fecal mater and it lowers my sub-par stories to be associated to it. Furthermore I think having it in the Trash Bin is an insult to all crappy fics (insert ubiquitous smiley face).

Shawn (a k a cloneserpents)